{"id":982,"date":"2013-02-18T10:33:25","date_gmt":"2013-02-18T10:33:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=982"},"modified":"2013-02-18T10:33:25","modified_gmt":"2013-02-18T10:33:25","slug":"coltu-pinguinului-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=982","title":{"rendered":"COLTU PINGUINULUI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nu mai poate omul s\u0103 se bucure de lini\u015ftea diurn\u0103 din pricina anumitor confra\u0163i de-ai mei, c\u0103-mi vine, c\u00eeteodat\u0103, s\u0103-mi iau pixu \u015fi s\u0103 plec \u00een Africa, la cules de banane cu vorba. Poate c\u0103 v-am lipsit \u00een ultima vreme, dar n-am ce s\u0103 fac, anumite trebi m\u0103 vor \u0163ine departe de tumultul vie\u0163ii cu care v-am obi\u015fnuit \u015fi, cu p\u0103rere de r\u0103u o s\u0103 mai dau cu de\u015ftu-n pic\u0103turile de tu\u015f pe-aicea pe la gazet\u0103, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 uite lumea. Crede\u0163i c-am lipsit f\u0103r\u0103 folos? Nu se poate a\u015fa ceva, nu v\u0103 las eu de c\u0103ru\u0163\u0103 tocmai acum, c\u00eend e la mod\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i ar\u0103\u0163i dedesupturile chiar dac\u0103 nu vrea nimeni s\u0103 \u0163i le vad\u0103, \u015fi le zice c\u0103-s mondenit\u0103\u0163i. <\/p>\n<p>\tApoi dac\u0103-i a\u015fa, s\u0103-ncep cu unu mic, pe care-l botezasem \u201eprin\u0163i\u015forul\u201c \u015fi care, s\u0103racu de el, a ajuns  s\u0103 le-ncaseze de la po\u015fetele domni\u0163elor pe care le s\u00eec\u00eeie, cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 folos, po\u015fete care au cam \u00eenceput s\u0103-l caute la troc\u0103nea\u0163\u0103 prin cele baruri \u015fi restaurante tropicale, de exemplu. N-ar fi o bub\u0103 s\u0103 iei o geant\u0103-n cap, dar parc\u0103 nu se cade, z\u0103u a\u015fa, \u00een v\u0103zul lumii! \u201eMamelor din lumea-ntreag\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103&#8230;\u201c parc\u0103 spune c\u00e2ntecul cela care ne sf\u00ee\u015fie inima, sufletul \u015fi lini\u015ftea dintre blocuri&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\tAlta, \u015fi mai zbuciumat\u0103, cic\u0103 s-ar \u00eent\u00eempla \u00een cur\u00eend pe la o agen\u0163ie de locuri de munc\u0103, unde se preconizeaz\u0103 a se instala fratele liberal al unui liberal de soi, de-aicea, de la noi, el. C\u0103 fratele provine din \u201eurbea\u201c local\u0103 a lui Tru\u015fc\u0103, spaima ghinescului, un alt liberal care \u015fi-a pierdut s\u0103geata de nu mai g\u0103se\u015fte nici Liviu Mazilu drumul, la oa dic\u0103&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u015ei ca s\u0103-nchei tot cu un de-asta, o mondenitate, ei bine, afla\u0163i c\u0103 la mod\u0103 e s\u0103-\u0163i schimbi s\u00eengele cu prosp\u0103tur\u0103 de Bucale, adic\u0103 se ia prosp\u0103tura, musai de 17-18-19 ani, \u00een care fierbe s\u00eengele \u015fi se duce-n Bucale, departe de ochii provincialilor. Aici, se tr\u0103ie\u015fte ca-n s\u00eenul ei, c\u0103 Avram nu avea, degeaba zice Biblia a\u015fa. Un politician local a \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 nu Biblia \u0163ine de cald, la o adic\u0103, \u00een vastele apartamente, ci \u201edializa gur\u0103-n gur\u0103\u201c, vorba aia. Deh, \u201ebuzele tale, dou\u0103 petale\u201c, \u201evreme trece, vreme vine\u201c, chestii poetice\u015fti pe care \u0103\u015ftia de aici nu le prea \u00een\u0163eleg, dac\u0103 nu are cine s\u0103 le scrie.<\/p>\n<p>\tDa las c\u0103 nu-i timpul trecut, o s\u0103 v\u0103 mai aduc mondene de-astea s\u0103 le cad\u0103 basca unora, nu alta, c\u0103 tare mult am p\u0103timit \u015fi-am zis s\u0103 nu atentez la premii literare, c\u0103 poate n-au, s\u0103racii, bani de ele.<br \/>\n\t\u015ei, apropo, s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 eu nu-s ca \u0103la, s\u0103 v\u0103 veveve \u015fi semese, nu, eu s\u00eent la fa\u0163a locului, \u015fi, chiar dac\u0103 unii nu m\u0103 \u015ftiu, r\u0103m\u00een acela\u015fi ve\u015fnic ideal \u00een via\u0163\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>PINGUINU CU MUSTA\u0162\u0102!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu mai poate omul s&#259; se bucure de lini&#351;tea diurn&#259; din pricina anumitor confra&#355;i de-ai mei, c&#259;-mi vine, c&icirc;teodat&#259;, s&#259;-mi iau pixu &#351;i s&#259; plec &icirc;n Africa, la cules de banane cu vorba. Poate c&#259; v-am lipsit &icirc;n ultima vreme, dar n-am ce s&#259; fac, anumite trebi m&#259; vor &#355;ine departe de tumultul vie&#355;ii cu [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[476,475],"class_list":["post-982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stiri","tag-coltu-pinguinului","tag-pinguinu-cu-mustata"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}