{"id":9464,"date":"2024-04-09T08:10:55","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T08:10:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=9464"},"modified":"2024-04-09T12:41:28","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T12:41:28","slug":"coltu-pinguinului-72","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=9464","title":{"rendered":"Col\u021bu Pinguinului"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Prin 1953, circula o poezie despre \u201cZECE NEGRI MITITEI\u201d, care, din motive diverse, mureau pe r\u00e2nd, p\u00e2n\u0103 ce r\u0103m\u00e2nea doar ultimul\u2026<a href=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?attachment_id=9466\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9466\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-9466 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/CRONICA-451jpg-Medie-566x800.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"566\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/CRONICA-451jpg-Medie-566x800.jpg 566w, https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/CRONICA-451jpg-Medie-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/CRONICA-451jpg-Medie.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 566px) 100vw, 566px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Pastorel Teodoreanu, fratele lui Ionel Teodoreanu (\u201cLa Medeleni\u201d), mare degust\u0103tor de vinuri, mare epigramist\u2026 n-are de lucru si public\u0103 clandestin o parodie proprie, intitulat\u0103 \u201cZECE MEMBRI DE PARTID\u201d, pentru care a fost b\u0103tut crunt si condamnat de comuni\u0219ti.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 10 membri de partid au visat o via\u021b\u0103 nou\u0103\/\/unul a vorbit in somn\/ si-au r\u0103mas doar 9!!<br \/>\n\u2013 9 membri de partid se-ntreceau in sport\/ unul a-ntrecut un Rus\/ si-au r\u0103mas doar 8!!<br \/>\n\u2013 8 membri de partid au trecut la FAPTE\/ unu-a luat-o-n serios\/ si-au r\u0103mas doar 7!!<br \/>\n\u2013 7 membri de partid aveau PATRU clase\/ unu-avea o clas\u0103-n plus\u2026\/si-au r\u0103mas doar 6!!<br \/>\n\u2013 6 membri de partid au strigat LOZINCI\u2026\/unu-a strigat gre\u0219it\u2026\/ si-au ramas doar 5!!<br \/>\n\u2013 5 membri de partid se aflau la TEATRU \/unul n-a aplaudat\u2026\/ si-au r\u0103mas doar 4!!<br \/>\n\u2013 4 membri de partid au avut IDEI \/ unul a avut-o BUN\u0102\u2026\/ si-au r\u0103mas doar 3!!<br \/>\n\u2013 3 membri de partid au dorit R\u0102ZBOI \/unul a dorit cu RU\u0218II\u2026\/si-au r\u0103mas doar 2!!<br \/>\n\u2013 2 membri de partid s-au jucat cu TUNUL \/ unu-a tras spre R\u0102S\u0102RIT\u2026\/si-a r\u0103mas\u2026doar\u2026UNU\u2019<br \/>\n\u2013 IAR 1 membru de partid, care era MAI CINSTIT\u2026\/A PLECAT CU O.N.T.-ul\u2026.\/SI N-A MAI VENIT\u2026.!!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prin 1953, circula o poezie despre &ldquo;ZECE NEGRI MITITEI&rdquo;, care, din motive diverse, mureau pe r&acirc;nd, p&acirc;n&#259; 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