{"id":8402,"date":"2023-09-13T10:45:43","date_gmt":"2023-09-13T10:45:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=8402"},"modified":"2023-09-04T14:48:04","modified_gmt":"2023-09-04T14:48:04","slug":"deputatul-escu-si-miresica-aurista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=8402","title":{"rendered":"Deputatul &#8230;ESCU \u0219i miresica aurist\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mare zarv\u0103 prin ora\u0219 \u0219i p\u0103 l\u00eeng\u0103 sediile partidelor locale d\u0103 c\u00eend a-nceput miresica aurist\u0103, domn Georgic\u0103, s\u0103 inspecteze \u021bara-n sus \u0219i-n lat, \u00een c\u0103utare d\u0103 \u201el\u0103utari\u201d vred-nici pentru alegerile care o s\u0103 vin\u0103. Cuprins d\u0103 emula\u021bia succesului, ca dopul sticlei d\u0103 \u0219ampanie care sare-n sus d\u0103 bucurie, domn Georgic\u0103 nu se d\u0103 tras de poale d\u0103 ori\u0219icine. Mai cu seam\u0103 c\u0103 Mehedin\u021biul are valori, unu \u0219i-una, dac\u0103 e s\u0103 num\u0103r\u0103m parlamentarii \u0219i activitatea lor feisbucist\u0103, redus\u0103, d\u0103 la o vreme, la laicuri \u0219i distribuiri d\u0103 fel \u0219i fel de desene aiuristice ap\u0103rute peste noapte, cum c\u0103 zona asta o s\u0103 se dezvolte \u00een infrastructur\u0103 ca purecii p\u0103 c\u00eeine. O s\u0103 avem d\u0103 n-o s\u0103 putem duce, \u0219i tocmai asta cred c\u0103 l-a sp\u0103riat pe domn Georgic\u0103, de s\u0103 plimb\u0103-n Mehedin\u021bi d\u0103 la o vreme. Oameni cu expertiz\u0103, c\u0103 esperien\u021b\u0103 nu s\u0103 mai poart\u0103, ne dau d\u0103 \u0219tire s\u0103 numim un parlamentar d\u0103 Mehedin\u021bi care s-a dus cu jalba-n pro\u021bap la miresica aurist\u0103 ca s\u0103 o treac\u0103 p\u0103 list\u0103. Problema este c\u0103 avem doi de&#8230; ESCU care s\u0103 potrivesc descrierii, da cic\u0103 numa unu e valabil \u0219i viril. Cel\u0103lalt, nexam! La alte caracteristici privitoare la \u201ecaroserie\u201d nu ne b\u0103g\u0103m, tocmai d\u0103 aceea v\u0103 invit\u0103m la lectur\u0103 \u0219i la vot. Cp\u0103 acu\u0219i vin alegerile \u0219i nu \u0219tim, Doamne iart\u0103-m\u0103, p\u0103 cine dracu s\u0103 punem apostila cu \u0219tampila!<\/p>\n<p><em>Numi\u021bi un parlamentar de Mehedin\u021bi, care acum dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni a f\u0103cut sluj la George Simion prin parcarea unei pensiuni de pe clisura Dun\u0103rii.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Telefonul liderului AUR i-a indicat ar\u0103t\u0103rii ca era \u201cb\u0103gat la block\u201d, dar asta nu l-a \u00eempiedicat sa p\u0103r\u0103seasc\u0103 parcarea unde a\u0219tepta umil un \u201cAlo\u201d, \u0219i s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i insinueze corpul derutant (o combina\u021bie dintre un \u0219arpe c\u0103lcat de tren \u0219i un stru\u021b uimit, cu ochelari) \u00een hotel, apoi \u00een teras\u0103, unde, chipurile, s-a a\u0219ezat s\u0103 bea, dup\u0103 cum \u00eel \u0219tie toat\u0103 lumea, o licoare cu mai multe grade dec\u00e2t cele din aerul irespirabil.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Dup\u0103 ce a v\u0103zut c\u0103 nici filajul asta nu i-a reu\u0219it, nefericitul a \u00eencercat sa mituiasc\u0103 recep\u021bionerii \u0219i s\u0103 afle unde este cazat omul, numai c\u0103 ace\u0219tia, \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2ntat\u021b de puzderia de copii turna\u021bi de c\u0103tre apucatul \u0103sta cu diverse doamne\/domni\u0219oare de prin Severin, s-au temut s\u0103 \u00eei dea am\u0103nunte! <\/em><br \/>\n<em>Continu\u00e2ndu-\u0219i pressingul la AUR, deputatul respectiv afirm\u0103 peste tot c\u0103 este dispus s\u0103 dea \u201cjum\u0103tate de avere\u201d numai s\u0103 ajung\u0103 pe listele AUR \u0219i s\u0103 se r\u0103zbune pe colegii de partid care s-au descotorosit de el ca de o m\u0103sea stricat\u0103, din cauza \u0219p\u0103gu\u021belor de milioane de EURO luate de la Secom \u0219i de aiurea, precum \u0219i comportamentului sau social deviant! <\/em><br \/>\n<em>Mult succes, frumosule, cuceritorule, virilule! Toate aceste calit\u0103\u021bi \u00ee\u021bi vor folosi doar dac\u0103 vei dormi \u00een viitoarea ta locuin\u021b\u0103 cu dosul la perete, doar s\u0103 nu ui\u021bi s\u0103 \u021bii \u0219i gura \u00eenchis\u0103!<\/em><br \/>\n<em>PS: Sta\u021bi s\u0103 vede\u021bi ce lucruri interesante avem despre personajul respectiv!A\u0219a e c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi batjocore\u0219ti oamenii cei mai apropia\u021bi, \u00ee\u0219i mai aduc \u0219i ei aminte de cele f\u0103cute pentru tine, cum au mai dus, cui au mai dat! Nasol!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Sursa: facebook Eduard Koler<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mare zarv&#259; prin ora&#537; &#537;i p&#259; l&icirc;ng&#259; sediile partidelor locale d&#259; c&icirc;nd a-nceput miresica aurist&#259;, domn Georgic&#259;, s&#259; inspecteze &#539;ara-n sus &#537;i-n lat, &icirc;n c&#259;utare d&#259; &bdquo;l&#259;utari&rdquo; vred-nici pentru alegerile care o s&#259; vin&#259;. Cuprins d&#259; emula&#539;ia succesului, ca dopul sticlei d&#259; &#537;ampanie care sare-n sus d&#259; bucurie, domn Georgic&#259; nu se d&#259; tras de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3039,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[826],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-coltu-pinguinului-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8402\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}