{"id":6714,"date":"2021-04-15T14:09:22","date_gmt":"2021-04-15T14:09:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=6714"},"modified":"2021-04-15T14:09:22","modified_gmt":"2021-04-15T14:09:22","slug":"titanicul-anului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=6714","title":{"rendered":"\u201eTITANICUL\u201d anului"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?attachment_id=6715#main\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6715\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6715\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/DSC6051-Medie-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/DSC6051-Medie-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/DSC6051-Medie-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/DSC6051-Medie-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/DSC6051-Medie-250x167.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/DSC6051-Medie.jpg 1152w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Era s-o dau dracu p\u0103 tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu alalt\u0103ieri, c\u00eend am g\u0103s\u00eet \u00een cutia po\u0219tal\u0103 o carte po\u0219tal\u0103 cu chipul Multiubitului Livache d\u0103 la Rahova, cu must\u0103cioara lui cu care-a dat p\u0103 spate cohorte d\u0103 peneli\u0219ti c\u00eend era la putere, d\u0103 c\u0103deau \u00een z\u00eembre mai toate f\u0103tucile nem\u0103ritate \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 noroc ale pesedeului.<br \/>\nEra o carte po\u0219tal\u0103 simpl\u0103, color, f\u0103r\u0103 timbru, deci nu s-au pl\u0103tit taxe la stat, f\u0103r\u0103 nici un alt indiciu d\u0103 autenticitate, adic\u0103 desene cu gratii sau text stil AMR n\u0219pe zile, iar p\u0103 spate scria cu litere mari \u0219i cu majuscule textul:<br \/>\n\u201eLivache, nu m-ai sunat d\u0103 c\u00eend ai plecat, bag sam\u0103 c\u0103, ori n-ai avut semnal, ori \u021bi-au t\u0103iat \u0103\u0219tia norma d\u0103 uaifai ca s\u0103 nu mai scrii \u00een eter opere clasice d\u0103 pe vremea c\u00eend erai \u0219ef, a\u0219a c\u0103, cu p\u0103rere d\u0103 r\u0103u c\u0103 e\u0219ti acolo unde e\u0219ti, eu, deocamdat\u0103, \u00een partid nu te mai primesc, gata! Pun punct discu\u021biei cu mata, c\u0103 m-am s\u0103turat s\u0103-mi bat\u0103 la poart\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 fug\u0103 \u0219treng\u0103re\u0219te p\u00een\u0103 la col\u021bul lui Lucovid liberalul nea Codrin, pezevenghiul \u0103la care s\u0103 ocup\u0103 d\u0103 reabilitarea lui mata \u0219i care d\u0103 trei ori p\u0103 zi \u00ee\u0219i pune masca p\u0103 invers \u0219i-mi sperie protipendada d\u0103 partid, de-a ajuns, s\u0103raca, s\u0103 se liberalizeze mai r\u0103u ca pedeleul&#8230;<br \/>\nC\u0103 am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 nu mai ai mult \u0219i te-ntorci \u00een mijlocul cui o vrea s\u0103 te primeasc\u0103, c\u0103 la noi, la pesedeu, nu mai e loc \u0219i nici posturi nu mai avem. Eu am avut o dat\u0103 o discu\u021bie cu nea liberalul Lucovid \u0219i i-am propus s\u0103 facem o cara-ca\u021bomb\u0103-n Parlament, adic\u0103 s\u0103 d\u0103m la caterinc\u0103 o lege care s\u0103 spun\u0103 c\u0103 un pu\u0219c\u0103ria\u0219 aleatoriu dintr-un partid, la eliberare, poate fi primit de un alt partid, dac\u0103 \u0219i-a pl\u0103tit cotiza\u021bia la ambele, \u00een prealabil.<br \/>\nMi-a r\u00ees \u00een nas nea Mandolin\u0103 \u0219i m-a asigurat c\u0103 at\u00eet timp c\u00eet va fi el \u0219eful lui C\u00ee\u021bu, Livache nu va fi \u0219eful lor. Poate, cel mult, s\u0103-i \u00eencaiere p-\u0103ia d\u0103 la usereu, c\u0103 \u0219i a\u0219a n-au lideri cu musta\u021b\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103i ca Pitbuleasa d\u0103 la Prefectur\u0103, iar la AUR n-are ce s\u0103 caute, c\u0103-i o comoar\u0103 p\u0103 care n-o va g\u0103si nici onor electoratul din 2024&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00cen fine, era scris mai mult, da cu litere mici, ca-n contractele \u0103stora d\u0103 la curent, unde, cic\u0103, a ajuns meneger Haiducul d\u0103 la Hinova, a\u0219a c\u0103 dac\u0103 vre\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 schimba\u021bi corentu-n cas\u0103 striga\u021bi tare MALUUUUUU, M\u0102\u0102\u0102\u0102\u0102\u0102, MALUUUUUUUUU!<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 m\u0103 dau lovit la sentiment, am \u00eentrebat-o p\u0103 Culcu\u0219ica, a\u0219a la sanchi, ce p\u0103rere are d\u0103 reabilitarea politic\u0103 a fostului Cel Mai Mare \u0218EF \u00een statu la bul\u0103u, c\u0103 Klaus e la ski&#8230;<br \/>\n\u201eIubi, drag\u0103, d\u00een partea mea ce s\u0103-\u021bi spun? E nevinovat, s\u0103racu, c\u0103 dac\u0103 ierea vinovat era acas\u0103 acuma \u0219i num\u0103ra la bani, f\u0103r\u0103 ma\u0219in\u0103, manual, cum face pedeli\u0219tii ne-nghi\u021bi\u021bi d\u0103 peneli\u0219ti. Eu am a\u0219a, o afinitate pentru domn Liviu \u0219i nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 n-ar fi bine s\u0103 trecem \u00een cartea d\u0103 munc\u0103 anii d\u0103 bul\u0103u, c\u0103-s f\u0103cu\u021bi la zi, cu norm\u0103-ntreag\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 grup\u0103, e-adev\u0103rat. Reabilitarea omului e o solu\u021bie, da pe el l-a\u021bi \u00eentrebat?&#8230;\u201d<br \/>\nMi-am dat un dos d\u0103 palm\u0103 peste obiectul g\u00eendirii, recte creierul mic, \u0219i m-am hot\u0103r\u00eet s\u0103-i scriu o carte d-asta po\u0219tal\u0103 lui Marcel d\u0103 la pesedeu, ca s\u0103 vad\u0103 \u0219i el cum e s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti \u00een tensiune maxim\u0103, \u00een care trag toate partidele d\u0103 tine \u0219i tu nu \u0219i nu, c\u0103 mai ai d\u0103 cugetat \u00een loc cu verdea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i d\u0103 plimbare o or\u0103 p\u0103 zi. S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00eena viitoare o s\u0103 citim o scrisoare, al vostru, cu strung\u0103rea\u021b\u0103<br \/>\nPINGUINU CU MUSTA\u021a\u0102<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Era s-o dau dracu p&#259; tanti Nu&#539;a Cucu alalt&#259;ieri, c&icirc;nd am g&#259;s&icirc;t &icirc;n cutia po&#537;tal&#259; o carte po&#537;tal&#259; cu chipul Multiubitului Livache d&#259; la Rahova, cu must&#259;cioara lui cu care-a dat p&#259; spate cohorte d&#259; peneli&#537;ti c&icirc;nd era la putere, d&#259; c&#259;deau &icirc;n z&icirc;mbre mai toate f&#259;tucile nem&#259;ritate &#537;i f&#259;r&#259; noroc ale pesedeului. 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