{"id":5723,"date":"2020-06-19T09:03:12","date_gmt":"2020-06-19T09:03:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=5723"},"modified":"2020-07-18T15:17:55","modified_gmt":"2020-07-18T15:17:55","slug":"coltu-pinguinului-64","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=5723","title":{"rendered":"Col\u021bu Pinguinului"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu a-nceput s\u0103 fie ancorat\u0103 \u00een arealul politico-social-economic, – c\u0103 cultural nu prea mai avem, d\u00een pricin\u0103 c\u0103 premiile literare se dau ca ou\u0103le Kinder, adev\u0103rate suprize – , d\u0103 c\u00eend \u0219i-a f\u0103cut pagin\u0103 d\u0103 urm\u0103rit \u0219tirile p\u0103 feisbuc. Nu d\u0103 laicuri, nu comenteaz\u0103 \u0219i nu \u0219\u0103ruie\u0219te nimic, s\u0103 nu o ia postacii partidelor politice la oichi \u0219i s\u0103-i taie pensia sau s\u0103-i creasc\u0103 lindicul. Sau invers, c\u0103 nu mai \u0219tii cum dracu s\u0103 dai cu \u0103\u0219tia. A sc\u0103pat cu bine d\u0103 carantin\u0103, chit c\u0103 i-a crescut musta\u021ba de striga nea Milogogu dup\u0103 ea p\u0103 strad\u0103, \u00een versuri \u0219ic, Pinguina n\u0103t\u0103flea\u021b\u0103\/Are sau n-are musta\u021b\u0103? D\u0103 altfel, Culcu\u0219ica a tras semnalul de alarm\u0103 d\u0103 la mine d\u0103 la poart\u0103, cum c\u0103 face reclama\u021bie la Cabinetul Doi d\u0103 la Prefectur\u0103, c\u0103 femeile-s discriminate d\u00een pricin\u0103 d\u0103 musta\u021b\u0103, ce, ele n-au voie s\u0103 aib\u0103? Ba da, i-am spus ferm, da nu dou\u0103: una sus \u0219i una jos, c\u0103 nu-i bine. Jos s\u0103 poart\u0103 tatuajul indescifrabil cu valen\u021be reflectorizante, s\u0103 s\u0103 vad\u0103 noaptea sub p\u0103tur\u0103, s\u0103 nu dai, dracu, cu capul d\u0103 ceva \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi revin\u0103 mintea la picioare!…
\n\u201eCoane, fii atent la mine c\u0103 a doua oar\u0103 nu-\u021bi mai spun. Am constatat, d\u0103 c\u00eend cu feisbucul \u0103sta, c\u0103 valorile prostiei locale s\u00eent mai ancorate-n chintesen\u021ba public\u0103 a societ\u0103\u021bii \u0219i con\u0219tiin\u021bei noastre dec\u00eet Arsenie Poca. Uite, d\u0103 exemplu, nea NICU FOSTU, sup\u0103rat nevoie mare c\u0103 s-a-ntors iar CRISTI, B\u0102, CRISTI! p\u0103 scaunul d\u0103 tocat politicieni pesedi\u0219ti cu butoane d\u0103 masaj, a anun\u021bat, mai deun\u0103zi, c\u0103 VINE! De\u0219i \u0219tiam c\u0103 plecase… Pentru c\u0103 pe matale nu te mai intereseaz\u0103, deocamdat\u0103, politica local\u0103, c\u0103 n-au g\u0103sit \u0103\u0219tia scaun care s\u0103-\u021bi \u021bin\u0103 podoaba (lati)fundiar\u0103 \u0219i, \u00een plus d\u0103 asta ai cam \u00eenceput s\u0103 le aduci deservicii galbenilor c\u00eend ai cochetat cu ro\u0219ii, m\u0103 simt nevoit\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219esc d\u00een expertiza mea logic\u0103 \u0219i func\u021bional\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Deci, FOSTUL vine. Asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 pleac\u0103 cine? E un fel d\u0103 SCHIMBARE ca la Prefectur\u0103? P\u0103 cine o fi SCHIMBAT noua subprefect\u0103, asta numai unii c\u0103zu\u021bi \u00een patima linsului pot spune… Deci, ca s\u0103 m\u0103 crezi c\u0103-\u021bi vorbesc adev\u0103rul \u0219i numai adev\u0103rul, \u00ee\u021bi ar\u0103t una bucat\u0103 afi\u0219 electoral (pup\u0103za d\u00een spate se esclude d\u00een ecua\u021bie, c\u0103 n-are nici o treab\u0103). Acuma, ca s\u0103-i \u00eencurc \u0219i mai mult p\u0103 ai de s\u00eent \u0219i p\u0103 internau\u021bi, am decis s\u0103 fac \u0219i eu un afi\u0219 \u0219i s\u0103-l plasez, strategic, p\u0103 feisbuc, \u00een fel \u0219i fel d\u0103 grupuri f\u0103r\u0103 apartenen\u021b\u0103 politic\u0103. Poate s\u0103 prinde ceva d\u0103 cineva, mai \u0219tii? De aceea \u00ee\u021bi ar\u0103t \u0219i varianta mea, apropo d\u0103 plec\u0103ri, veniri \u0219i alte chestii politico-\u0219arade\u0219ti care mai mult descurc\u0103 unele lucruri dec\u00eet s\u0103 le \u00eencurce. Dup\u0103 consultarea anali\u0219tilor politici locali, \u00een numerele viitoare o s\u0103-\u021bi comunic cine cu cine vine, care cu cine pleac\u0103, cine nu mai pleac\u0103 deloc \u0219i cine nu mai vine niciodat\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, stau, suspin \u0219i uneori mai l\u0103cr\u0103mez c\u00eend v\u0103d c\u00eet d\u0103 ad\u00eenc e cel\u0103lalt FOST, DON COSTEL, cam singurul, bag sam\u0103, care nu s\u0103 \u021b\u00eene cu m\u00eena d\u0103 \u021b\u00ee\u021ba st\u00eeng\u0103 la momentele oficiale. N-o avea \u021b\u00ee\u021b\u0103 sau care-i treaba, c\u0103 asta n-am \u00een\u021b\u0103les la mul\u021bi!? \u00cen fine, e treaba lor \u0219i a grupurilor oculte d\u00een care fac parte, dar m\u0103 bucur\u0103 alura \u0219i statura lui DON COSTEL. Cu haina p\u0103 umeri nici nu \u0219tii: VINE sau PLEAC\u0102? \u00cen locul cui? Cine schimb\u0103 SCHIMBAREA? Costele, mam\u0103, facem \u0219i noi ceva? Pentru cineva?
\nTe pup\u0103 dr\u0103gostos, ca la pia\u021b\u0103
\nPINGUINA CU MUSTA\u021a\u0102.
\nPinguinu nu vrea, cic\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tanti Nuța Cucu a-nceput să fie ancorată în arealul politico-social-economic, – că cultural nu prea mai avem, dîn pricină că premiile literare se dau ca ouăle Kinder, adevărate suprize – , dă cînd și-a făcut pagină dă urmărit știrile pă feisbuc. Nu dă laicuri, nu comentează și nu șăruiește nimic, să nu o ia postacii […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5724,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[826],"tags":[2506,1506,2505,2504,769,2508,1120,2507],"class_list":["post-5723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-coltu-pinguinului-2","tag-cristi","tag-don-costel","tag-fost","tag-nea-nicu","tag-pinguina","tag-plecari","tag-schimbare","tag-veniri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5723"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5723\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}