{"id":3913,"date":"2018-10-13T06:08:22","date_gmt":"2018-10-13T06:08:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=3913"},"modified":"2018-10-13T06:09:23","modified_gmt":"2018-10-13T06:09:23","slug":"coltu-pinguinului-50","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=3913","title":{"rendered":"COLTU &#8216;  PINGUINULUI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?attachment_id=3039\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3039\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-3039 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/pinguin.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"419\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/pinguin.png 569w, https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/pinguin-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/pinguin-250x125.png 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 419px) 100vw, 419px\" \/><\/a>M\u0103 pune dracu s\u0103 m\u0103 iau dupe Bogdaprostu \u0219i s\u0103 ne instal\u0103m la o teras\u0103 d\u00een centru, unde bea cafeaua mafio\u021bii, interpolii, masonii \u0219i al\u021bi franci care nu duc lips\u0103 de euroi. Ne-am a\u0219ezat noi la o mas\u0103 mai retras\u0103, a\u0219a, am luat cafea, eu, c\u0103 Bogdaprostu a luat meniul, c\u0103-i era foame ca-n 907, c\u00eend a n\u0103v\u0103lit \u021b\u0103ranii peste boierii care m\u00eencau icre negre p\u0103 m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 galben\u0103, \u0219i, \u00een a\u0219teptarea comenzii, d\u0103 la o mas\u0103 adiacent\u0103 sun\u0103 un telefon \u0219i r\u0103spunde una, bucat\u0103 d\u0103 export, crescut\u0103-n sera d\u00een antreu, ce mai, d\u0103 mi s-a sculta musta\u021ba \u0219i, d\u0103 splendoarea ei, am uitat \u0219i PINul cardului. Bodgaprostu nu-\u0219i mai lua oichii de pe meniu, c\u0103 nu aveau \u0103ia ciorb\u0103 d\u0103 burt\u0103 d\u0103 post, aperitive cu somon, cum v\u0103zuse el la o emisiune culinar\u0103 p\u0103 discovery \u0219i cartofi beibi, pentru sl\u0103bit.<br \/>\nDa, iubi, am ajuns. Nu-\u021bi iau nimic, c\u0103 n-am cash la mine. Auzi, treci pe la carfur \u0219i ia-mi \u0219i mie, vezi c\u0103 e la promo\u021bie, iaurt dietetic, 6 buc\u0103\u021bi la 7 lei, \u0219i mai iei unul de pe raft \u0219i-l lipe\u0219ti cu scoci, s\u0103 fie \u0219apte. Apropo, vreau s\u0103 \u0219i ron\u021b\u0103iesc ceva, c\u0103 simt, a\u0219a, o fierbin\u021beal\u0103-n instala\u021bie de am impresia c\u0103 au pus \u0103\u0219tia ceva-n cafea. S\u0103 fie ceva bio, c\u0103 v\u0103d numai burto\u0219i p-aci, prin comuna asta \u0219i pe la teras\u0103, drag\u0103, unii se mai \u0219i uit\u0103 ca taurii din Pamplona c\u00eend le este \u0219tirbit\u0103 m\u00eendria copitelor pe str\u0103zi. La ie\u0219ire, vezi drag\u0103 c\u0103 la raionul de mezeluri au adus \u0103\u0219tia salam bio, cu miros de foame, ia dou\u0103 buc\u0103\u021bi, c\u0103 nu se \u0219tie ce facem cu ele. Vezi, doar, c\u0103 e criz\u0103!<br \/>\nPa\u021bachina asta care mi-a stricat laptele d\u00een ceai, c\u0103 b\u0103usem cafeaua, se vede treaba c\u0103 fugise de-acas\u0103 ca s\u0103 nu ia copilul d\u0103 la \u0219coal\u0103, c\u0103 d-aia are bon\u0103. Venisem s\u0103 m\u0103 destind cu Bogdaprostu \u0219i s\u0103 sim\u021bim, am\u00eendoi, aroma bur\u021bii d\u0103 oaie fiart\u0103 la ceas d\u0103 sar\u0103 p\u0103 terasa unde castanii urbei nu mai face castane, c\u0103-s platani. Mi s-a pus un c\u00eercel p\u0103 creier, oichii mi s\u0103 bulbucaser\u0103-n cap d\u0103 nervos ce eram, Bogdaprostu \u00ee\u0219i f\u0103cea socoteli cu pixul p\u0103 meniu, s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 mai aduce bani d-acas\u0103, ce mai, am z\u00ees c\u0103 nu mai ies p\u0103 \u0219trase la terase de-astea simandicoase, c\u0103-mi stric\u0103 ziua lavabilele astea d\u0103 figura\u021bie, d\u0103 care nici apa nu s\u0103 lipe\u0219te, c\u0103 s\u0103 d\u0103 cu parfume.<br \/>\nP\u0103i Culcu\u0219ica mea e mironosi\u021b\u0103 p\u0103 l\u00eeng\u0103 asta, nu face haki\u021be ziua, darmite sara \u0219i \u00een public. Bine, am pus-o p\u0103 tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu s\u0103 fac\u0103 ne\u0219te lec\u021bii d\u0103 educa\u021bie civic\u0103 cu ea \u0219i s\u0103 nu s\u0103 \u00eentind\u0103 mai mult dec\u00eet plapuma mea, c\u0103 m\u0103 ia frigurile \u0219i lemnele pentru central\u0103-s scumpe r\u0103u. M-am ferit s-o scot p\u0103 Culcu\u0219ica la serate terasate \u0219i bine am f\u0103cut, bag sam\u0103. Oricum, m\u0103 cheltuie destul Bogdaprostu, pentru care am o stim\u0103 c\u0103 \u0219tie cum s\u0103 \u00eencurce osp\u0103tarii \u0219i buc\u0103tarii de uit\u0103 \u0103ia s\u0103 mai cear\u0103 bac\u0219i\u0219.<br \/>\nM\u0103 b\u0103tea g\u00eendul s\u0103 z\u00eec damei s\u0103rum\u00eenu\u0219i\u021bele astea cu care mesteca\u021bi \u00een cafea, da Bogdaprostu mi-a dat un pantof pe sub mas\u0103: Coane, conopida asta-i crea\u021b\u0103, nu mai merge cu dulcea\u021b\u0103!<br \/>\nPINGUINU CU MUSTA\u021a\u0102<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M&#259; pune dracu s&#259; m&#259; iau dupe Bogdaprostu &#537;i s&#259; ne instal&#259;m la o teras&#259; d&icirc;n centru, unde bea cafeaua mafio&#539;ii, interpolii, masonii &#537;i al&#539;i franci care nu duc lips&#259; de euroi. Ne-am a&#537;ezat noi la o mas&#259; mai retras&#259;, a&#537;a, am luat cafea, eu, c&#259; Bogdaprostu a luat meniul, c&#259;-i era foame ca-n 907, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3039,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[826],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-coltu-pinguinului-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3913"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3913\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}