{"id":3828,"date":"2018-09-21T20:02:32","date_gmt":"2018-09-21T20:02:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=3828"},"modified":"2018-09-21T20:02:32","modified_gmt":"2018-09-21T20:02:32","slug":"coltu-pinguinului-48","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=3828","title":{"rendered":"COLTU PINGUINULUI . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Gata, s-a sf\u00eer\u0219it vacan\u021ba, Coane, hai s\u0103 ne apuc\u0103m d\u0103 treab\u0103 c\u0103 acuma vin liderii la servici \u0219i n-au consileri strategici cu care s\u0103 c\u00ee\u0219tige orice altceva, numa expertiz\u0103, nu! Astea au fost cuvintele lui tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu az d\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103, c\u00eend ie\u0219isem p\u0103 mansarda proprie s\u0103 dau cu c\u0103r\u0103mida-n coco\u0219ul ei, c\u0103 d\u0103 bipuri la 6 diminea\u021ba, c\u00eend lumea a\u0219teapt\u0103 s\u0103 st\u00eeng\u0103 becurile PRIMARELE Mausic\u0103, ca s\u0103 mai dormim o or\u0103 dup\u0103 aia veche. Taman c\u00eend voiam s\u0103 atac \u0219i aceast\u0103 problem\u0103, a becurilor, c\u0103 am observat io c\u0103 d\u00een cauza becurilor d\u0103 p\u0103 strada PRIMARELUI lumina s\u0103 propag\u0103 \u0219i la mine la poart\u0103, unde s\u0103 onduleaz\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 distrage d\u0103 la aten\u021bia p\u0103 care o acord problemelor cotidiene cu care m\u0103 confrunt p\u0103 re\u021belele d\u0103 socializare. Coane, vrei \u0219tiri proaspete? Uite, pretenu mata, de e-n capul trebii la muncipiu, are consiler nou, de fapt e tot \u0103la vechiul, dat afar\u0103 d\u0103 Aladin d\u0103 dou\u0103 ori, \u0219i d\u0103 Mariusic\u0103 ail\u0103lalt, d\u0103 la Or\u0219ova, o dat\u0103. C\u0103 a doua oar\u0103 n-a mai prins… F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai punem la socoteal\u0103 familia adams, \u0103ia care s\u0103 filmeaz\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 fotografiaz\u0103 non-stop p\u0103 arterele d\u0103 circula\u021bie, p\u0103 locurile d\u0103 parcare pentru handicapa\u021bi \u0219i p\u00een cimitire, adev\u0103rata for\u021b\u0103 civic\u0103 a PRIMARELUI mata. Concluzion\u00eend, bag sam\u0103 c\u0103 ai cam r\u0103mas p\u0103 dinafar\u0103 d\u00een multe puncte d\u0103 vedere \u0219i, strategic vorbind, nu prea mai ai c\u0103utare. Cred c\u0103 ar fi bine s\u0103 te rebranduiesc \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eencerc\u0103m, at\u00eet c\u00eet mai au ceilal\u021bi bani, s\u0103-\u021bi g\u0103s\u00eem un loc d\u0103 munc\u0103 mai lejer, s\u0103 mai la\u0219i dracu, la o parte, chichi\u021bele literar artistice \u0219i s\u0103 te re\u00eentorci la marea iubire – sfecleala politic\u0103. O s\u0103 sun eu p\u0103 la televzuini s\u0103 v\u0103d ce gril\u0103 d\u0103 programe d\u0103 toamn\u0103 au \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eencepem, \u00een for\u021b\u0103, atacul. M\u0103 g\u00eendeam s\u0103-\u021b iau un cal alb, calul p\u0103cii, nu ca \u0103ia patru, negri, p\u0103 care i-a adus C\u00eerjan, de n-am v\u0103zut picior d\u0103 pesedist p\u0103 la festivalu medieval, \u0219i s\u0103-ncepi s\u0103 por\u021bi o discu\u021bie cu el, cu calu, nu cu C\u00eerjan, \u00een direct, la o or\u0103 d\u0103 maxim\u0103 audien\u021b\u0103, referitor la intrinsecul rela\u021biei neobi\u0219nuite dezvoltat\u0103 d\u0103 omul politic cu strategul d\u0103 ocazie. Emisiunea o s\u0103 se numeasc\u0103 CALU D\u0102 DAR, c\u0103 precis o s\u0103 vin\u0103 unii \u0219i cu darul \u0219i cu \u00eenc\u0103lecatu calului, \u00een direct, mai ales c\u0103 e alb, a\u0219a c\u0103 o s\u0103 \u00eencas\u0103m d\u0103 dou\u0103 ori!
\nAre idei, tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu, problema e c\u0103 nu prea mai s\u00eent cai albi \u0219i s\u00eent prea b\u0103tr\u00een s\u0103 m-apuc, acu, s\u0103 vopsesc unul. Cioara s\u0103 vopse\u0219te, parc\u0103, nu calu! Calu hale\u0219te verdea\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 d-aia s-a \u00eentors, iar,
\nPINGUINU CU MUSTA\u021a\u0102<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Gata, s-a sfîrșit vacanța, Coane, hai să ne apucăm dă treabă că acuma vin liderii la servici și n-au consileri strategici cu care să cîștige orice altceva, numa expertiză, nu! Astea au fost cuvintele lui tanti Nuța Cucu az dă dimineață, cînd ieșisem pă mansarda proprie să dau cu cărămida-n cocoșul ei, că dă bipuri […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3039,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[826],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-coltu-pinguinului-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3828\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}