{"id":3681,"date":"2018-07-24T15:54:52","date_gmt":"2018-07-24T15:54:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=3681"},"modified":"2018-07-24T15:54:52","modified_gmt":"2018-07-24T15:54:52","slug":"konet-filma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=3681","title":{"rendered":"KONE\u021a FILMA!&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?attachment_id=3682\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3682\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3682\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/37009922_2035315186543580_3034739366397214720_n-212x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/37009922_2035315186543580_3034739366397214720_n-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/37009922_2035315186543580_3034739366397214720_n-250x354.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/37009922_2035315186543580_3034739366397214720_n-660x935.jpg 660w, https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/37009922_2035315186543580_3034739366397214720_n.jpg 678w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Al\u0103turat ave\u021bi un sondaj de opinie. Extrem de favorabil unei forma\u021biuni politice, c\u0103 d-aia sunt sondajele de opinie. S\u0103 fie davorabile un ei p\u0103r\u021bi sau alteia. Func\u021bie de bani, ca s-o spunem pe-a dreapt\u0103. Plec\u00e2nd de la acest sondaj, PINGUINU CU MUSTA\u021a\u0102, care nu a plecat \u00een concediu, a\u0219a cum mul\u021bi ar fi crezut, nu de alta, dar p\u0103streaz\u0103 banii c\u0103p\u0103ta\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 acum pentru zile mai bune, nepesediste, deci, Pinguinu cu Musta\u021b\u0103 ne-a trimis pe adresa redac\u021biei un text, cum ar ar\u0103ta Mehedin\u021biul vizavi de dup\u0103 acest sondaj.<br \/>\nDomnule redactor \u0218ef, v\u0103 scriu d\u0103 p\u0103 mansarda mea, la ceas d\u0103 sar\u0103, c\u0103 tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu doarme \u0219i Culcu\u0219ica, normal, se culcu\u0219e\u0219te \u0219i suspin\u0103 dupe mine, \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu sondajul care-a spart feisbucu \u0219i d\u00een pricina c\u0103ruia nu am somn la aceast\u0103 or\u0103 t\u00e2rzie d\u00een sear\u0103. D\u00een ce \u0219tiu eu, care le cam \u0219tiu p\u0103 toate, c\u0103 d-aia s\u00eent cum sunt, adic\u0103 musta\u021ba nu m\u0103-n\u0219al\u0103, ca p\u0103 al\u021bii, nu dau nume c\u0103 iar m\u0103 fac d\u0103 procese, deci, situa\u021bia e nasoal\u0103. Da r\u0103u d\u0103 tot. Cic\u0103 Aladin ar fi fugit \u00een mun\u021bii Chiajnei d\u0103 fric\u0103, dupe ce, \u00een prealabil, l-a demis p\u0103 V\u0103carul d\u0103 la Hinova, care-ar fi fugit cu un bra\u021b d\u0103 docomente la Valea Cernei, s\u0103 le dea p\u0103 apa s\u00e2mbetei \u0219i s\u0103 le g\u0103seasc\u0103 cine \u0219tie el. La Consiliul Jude\u021bean o s\u0103 s\u0103 instaleze Pre\u0219edinte, cu P mare, Dana Trancot\u0103, tot d\u0103 la V\u00eenju Mare, c\u0103 ora\u0219u \u0103sta a dat numai capete d\u0103 soi, nu ca \u0103\u0219tia d\u00een import, d\u00een alte jude\u021be. Vice or s\u0103 fie Mitic\u0103 M\u0103rculescu, c\u0103 i s-a ur\u00e2t s\u0103 fie vocea s\u00eengular\u0103 d\u00een \u0219edin\u021bele c\u00eend microfonul mergea cu-ntreruperi, c\u0103 c\u0103lca Aladin p\u0103 waifai. Al doilea vice o s\u0103 fie Doamna, cu D mare, c\u0103 \u0219tiu numai eu \u0219i Onorata Instan\u021b\u0103 d\u0103 ce scriu a\u0219a, Stela Firu, ca s\u0103 vad\u0103 pesedeul c\u0103 nu numai ei au fomei \u00een func\u021bii publice \u0219i cheie pe de-asupra. \u00cen mare, problema Consiliului Jude\u021bean o s\u0103 fie rezolvat\u0103 a\u0219a, c\u0103 mi-a \u0219optit mie un p\u0103s\u0103roi independent, care ascult\u0103 p\u0103 la toate partidele \u0219i pl\u0103te\u0219te cotiza\u021bia numai la unu!<br \/>\nTrecem la Prim\u0103rie, unde-a-nceput s\u0103 m\u0103 calce p\u0103 bombeuri \u0219i p\u0103 pre\u021bul apei d\u0103 la canalizare domn Primar Mariusic\u0103. Aici, \u00een urma sondajului, cic\u0103 o s\u0103 candideze d\u0103 la forma\u021biunea politic\u0103 care conduce v\u00e2rful, un alt Costel, Tru\u0219c\u0103, d\u0103 la \u0218imian, c\u0103 Mariusic\u0103 nu mai e-n gra\u021biile nicicui, c\u0103 a-nceput el s\u0103 asfalteze unde al\u021bii nici plombe n-au pus. D\u0103 partea cealalt\u0103, nea Nicu Dr\u0103ghiea s\u0103-\u0219i ia adio d\u0103 la postul d\u0103 primar, c\u0103 e ocupat. Daniel, vicele actual, are post rezervat, c\u0103 e copil cuminte, unde-l pui, acolo st\u0103 \u0219i tot acolo-l g\u0103se\u0219ti \u0219i peste 4 ani. Cornel, cel\u0103lalt vice, se-ntoarce la Drumuri, ca s\u0103-i arate lui Bidilici c\u0103 asfaltul nu s\u0103 pune p\u0103 dos, c\u0103 d-aia are \u0219i strat d\u0103 uzur\u0103.<br \/>\nC\u00eend am \u00eentrebat p\u0103s\u0103roiul care vor fi viceprimarii d\u0103 la muncipiu a-nchis un oichi \u0219i cu cel\u0103lalt mi-a f\u0103cut semn spre umeri, unde s\u0103 \u021b\u00een gradele, d\u0103 obicei, a\u0219a c\u0103 am t\u0103cut m\u00eelc, eu av\u00eend deja expertiz\u0103 \u00een astfel de domenii. Jihadul al mare nu o s\u0103 mai aib\u0103 loc, la noi, \u00een Mehedin\u021bi, c\u0103-n mai toate posturile d\u0103 conducere g\u0103se\u0219ti oameni ai sondajului, ici-colo o s\u0103 mai fie ni\u0219te ajust\u0103ri. De pild\u0103, la Cujmir, s-ar putea s\u0103 candideze domn Cristinel Sorinel, un angajat m\u0103runt d\u0103 p\u0103 la SECOM, c\u0103 tot \u00eel trage p\u0103m\u00eentul \u0219i firma pr\u00een locurile \u0103lea. Despre cel\u0103lalt Adi\u021b\u0103 p\u0103s\u0103roiul nu a ciripit nimic, semn c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 se mai lucreaz\u0103 la Codurile alea penale \u0219i la starea lor, corespunz\u0103toare sau ne.<br \/>\nLa Prefectur\u0103 o s\u0103 se-ntoarc\u0103 acela\u0219i Nelu M\u00ee\u021bu, la fel cum la Prim\u0103ria \u0218imian o s\u0103 revin\u0103 nea Ion Ghinescu.Ca s\u0103 avem multitudine d\u0103 opinii \u0219i d\u0103 situa\u021bii, s\u0103 nu mai \u0219tie dracu ce face tat-su&#8230;<br \/>\nPeste jude\u021b se va a\u0219terne bun\u0103starea \u0219i fericirea, dar la second hand, adic\u0103 luat\u0103 d\u0103 la pesedeu \u0219i \u0219lefuit\u0103, c\u0103 noi, \u0103\u0219tia, liberalii, nu avem timp s\u0103 o lu\u0103m de la cap\u0103t cu tot. Probabil o s\u0103-l punem p\u0103 Liviu Mazilu \u0219eful poli\u021biei, s\u0103-nceap\u0103, o dat\u0103 pentru totdeauna, v\u00een\u0103toarea cu etilotestu numai \u00eentr-o parte, c\u0103 la alegerile trecute nici pietoni n-am putut s\u0103 fim, c\u0103 d\u0103duser\u0103 pesedeii drumul la c\u00eeinii din padok, \u0103ia care vedeau galben \u00een fa\u021ba oichilor \u0219i s\u0103ge\u021bi albastre p\u0103 irisul lor. Severinul o s\u0103 aib\u0103 c\u0103ldur\u0103 d\u00een inim\u0103 \u0219i d\u0103 la sediul nostru, livrat\u0103 \u00een timp util, bazinul de \u00eenot o s\u0103 fie loc d\u0103 joac\u0103 pentru pesedi\u0219tii care n-au fugit \u00een mun\u021bi, s\u0103-i avem supt supraveghere, carevas\u0103zic\u0103, stadionu 1 Mai o s\u0103 fie redenumit S\u0102GEATA ALBASTR\u0102 \u0219i dac\u0103 ne punem ambi\u021bie \u00eei punem \u0219i ro\u021bi \u0219i-l facem tren preziden\u021bial pentru DOMN VIRGIL, vom rechema \u00een jude\u021b to\u021bi parlamentarii, cu escep\u021bia lui Sibinescu, care o s\u0103 se plictiseasc\u0103 d\u0103 Bucure\u0219ti p\u00een\u0103 la urm\u0103, \u0219i o s\u0103 se mute la Gala\u021bi, probabel, cu tot cu partid, s\u0103 vad\u0103 \u0219i el cum d\u0103 Dun\u0103rea p\u0103 dinafar\u0103 \u0219i cum te prinde cu pantalonii-n vine taman c\u00eend nu te-a\u0219tep\u021bi!<br \/>\nD\u00een pres\u0103 nu o s\u0103 mai r\u0103m\u00een\u0103 mai nimic, c\u0103 n-avem bani, ca Aladin, o s\u0103-i str\u00eengem p\u0103 to\u021bi \u0219i o s\u0103-i ducem la Balota, la avioane, s\u0103 degajeze fumul d\u0103 p\u0103 pist\u0103.<br \/>\n\u00cen r\u00e2ndurile noastre, d\u0103 victorio\u0219i \u00een jude\u021bul \u0103sta ro\u0219u ca iepura\u0219ul d\u0103 Pa\u0219ti, nu o s\u0103 mai primim p\u0103 nimeni din \u0103ia care-au plecat, s\u0103 vad\u0103 \u0219i ei cum e s\u0103 suferi c\u00eend e\u0219ti cu m\u00eena p\u0103 par \u0219i s\u0103 nu \u0219tii \u00een cine s\u0103 dai. D\u00een pricin\u0103 d\u0103 contracte, enterese \u0219i alte alea-alea-alea, ca la serialul \u0103la, Seinfeld&#8230;<br \/>\nP.S. La ora la care scriem apare acest ziar, Consiliul Jude\u021bean e-nchis, din ce ne transmite un jurnalist f\u0103r\u0103 moguli, prezent \u00een fa\u021ba, nu \u00een spate, ca familia aia non stop! Urmeaz\u0103 prim\u0103ria \u0219i gata VICTORIAAAA!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Al&#259;turat ave&#539;i un sondaj de opinie. Extrem de favorabil unei forma&#539;iuni politice, c&#259; d-aia sunt sondajele de opinie. S&#259; fie davorabile un ei p&#259;r&#539;i sau alteia. Func&#539;ie de bani, ca s-o spunem pe-a dreapt&#259;. Plec&acirc;nd de la acest sondaj, PINGUINU CU MUSTA&#538;&#258;, care nu a plecat &icirc;n concediu, a&#537;a cum mul&#539;i ar fi crezut, nu [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3682,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[826],"tags":[1347,475,195,35,1866,1867],"class_list":["post-3681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-coltu-pinguinului-2","tag-aladin","tag-pinguinu-cu-mustata","tag-pnl","tag-psd","tag-sondaj-opinie","tag-virgil"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3681"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3681\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3682"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}