{"id":3585,"date":"2018-06-20T10:54:35","date_gmt":"2018-06-20T10:54:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=3585"},"modified":"2018-06-20T18:52:33","modified_gmt":"2018-06-20T18:52:33","slug":"coltu-pinguinului-47","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=3585","title":{"rendered":"COL\u021aU PINGUINULUI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?attachment_id=3039\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3039\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3039 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/pinguin-300x150.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/pinguin-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/pinguin-250x125.png 250w, https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/pinguin.png 569w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Cugetam, az noapte, c\u0103 n-aveam somn d\u00een pricin\u0103 d\u0103 punerea \u00een valoare a operei mele, despre vicisitudinile vie\u021bii \u0219i avantajul de a fi la pensie. D\u0103 bine, d\u0103 r\u0103u, mie \u00eemi e bine \u0219i acuma, nu m\u0103 pl\u00eeng d\u0103 nimic, am d\u0103 toate \u0219i, \u00een z\u00eelele c\u00eend nu am dau un telefon \u0219i sose\u0219te. C\u0103 \u0103sta e avantajul de a fi scriitor \u00een vea\u021b\u0103, nu ca al\u021bii, care n-au scris o carte-n vea\u021ba lor d\u0103 scriitori \u0219i sunt multipremia\u021bi pe la toate c\u00eerciumile unde poposesc \u00een c\u0103utare d\u0103 sponsori la un pahar d\u0103 votc\u0103. Cu o sear\u0103 \u00eenainte avusesm o discu\u021bie pur filosofic\u0103 cu tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu privitoare la ce mai r\u0103m\u00eene dup\u0103 ce termini opera. \u0218i ea a zis, sumbru, ca un buldozer care trece peste sentimentele unui sat n\u0103p\u0103dit d\u0103 tradi\u021bie multisecular\u0103:R\u0102M\u00ceNE CEVA, COANE! Dar noi nu mai s\u00eem\u021b\u00eem CE! C\u0103 d-aia e lumea cealalt\u0103, cu p\u0103cate \u0219i alte cele. Eu z\u00eec s\u0103-\u021bi faci ordine-n ordinea d\u0103 zi \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eencerci s\u0103 punem opera matale acolo unde trebuie, p\u0103 standul ve\u021bii.<br \/>\nCum le nimere\u0219ti mata, tanti Nu\u021ba, p\u0103 toate \u0219i m\u0103 repui cu sentimentul p\u0103 lin\u00a0 ia d\u0103 plutire, c\u0103, d\u0103 la o vreme, deraiez d\u00een ce \u00een ce mai des p\u0103 drumul reg\u0103sirii d\u0103 sine. Nu \u0219tiu, m\u0103 simt a\u0219a, ciudat, f\u0103r\u0103 cetitorii mei obi\u0219nui\u021bi s\u0103 dea pagina \u0219i s\u0103 ofteze, sec, grea e vea\u021ba asta d\u0103 scriitor!, d\u0103 parc\u0103 a\u0219 fi Livache \u00een a\u0219teptarea sentin\u021bei. Nu am somn, Culcu\u0219ica r\u00eede zglobiu \u00een pat, \u00een vise \u0219i \u00een ciuda mea, d\u0103 am ajuns s\u0103 cred c\u0103 \u0219tie ea ce \u0219tie cu privire la angoasele mele egzisten\u021biale privitoare la r\u0103t\u0103cirea-n absurdul situa\u021biei paradigmatice. M\u0103 bate g\u00eendul, coan\u0103, s\u0103-mi schimb secsu, c\u0103 am ob servat c\u0103 fomeile sunt mai bine v\u0103zute \u0219i mai bine cetite \u00een z\u00eeua d\u0103 azi, de c\u00eend cu Veorica Vasilica d\u0103 la Guvern.<br \/>\nDa, la o adic\u0103, cine drac a mai v\u0103zut fomeie cu burt\u0103? Cu barb\u0103 \u0219i musta\u021b\u0103 e Conchita aia Wurst a lui crenvur\u0219t, a\u0219a c\u0103 a\u0219 avea antecedente, da ce fac cu burta? Mi-o sug? Nu-i corect&#8230;<br \/>\nApropo, p\u0103 lumea cealalt\u0103 o fi iarb\u0103 \u0219i verdea\u021b\u0103?<br \/>\n\u0102ia or fi auz\u00eet d\u0103<br \/>\nPINGUINU CU MUSTA\u021a\u0102?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cugetam, az noapte, c&#259; n-aveam somn d&icirc;n pricin&#259; d&#259; punerea &icirc;n valoare a operei mele, despre vicisitudinile vie&#539;ii &#537;i avantajul de a fi la pensie. D&#259; bine, d&#259; r&#259;u, mie &icirc;mi e bine &#537;i acuma, nu m&#259; pl&icirc;ng d&#259; nimic, am d&#259; toate &#537;i, &icirc;n z&icirc;lele c&icirc;nd nu am dau un telefon &#537;i sose&#537;te. 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