Na, c\u0103 trecu \u0219i Pa\u0219tele, am avut noroc c\u0103 nu m-a controlat nimeni la ou\u0103, s\u0103 vad\u0103 ce culoare am ales, mai ales c\u0103 m-au sunat pai\u0219pe lideri politici locali s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219eze afectuos \u0219i cu cele mai calde ur\u0103ri d\u0103 bine, ce mai, a fost frumos. A\u0219 fi ie\u0219it la iarb\u0103 verde, la un gr\u0103tar, da anu \u0103sta m-a s\u0103rit r\u00eendul d\u0103 la pomana altora, c\u0103 au plecat \u00een \u021b\u0103ri str\u0103ine d\u0103 mine \u0219i d\u0103 tradi\u021bia noastr\u0103 str\u0103mo\u0219easc\u0103, aceea de a face s\u0103rb\u0103torile al\u0103turi d\u0103 cei dragi. Ca nu s\u0103 supere vecinii, am chemat-o p\u0103 tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu la foi\u0219orul meu, am comutat telefonul p\u0103 iutube, la salamul lui Florin \u0219i la Vijelia lui valic\u0103 \u0219i, \u00een timp ce micii s\u0103 rostogoleau p\u0103 gr\u0103tar, beam \u0219i \u00eenjuram la Bogdaprostu, c\u0103 nici nu \u0219tie ce a pierdut d\u0103 data asta. Pe la sf\u00eer\u0219it a ap\u0103rut \u0219i nea Milogogu, trimis, cic\u0103, de un lider politic s\u0103 m\u0103 verifice dac\u0103 s\u00eent bine d\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103tori, c\u0103 nu m-au mai v\u0103zut p\u0103 \u0219trase d\u00een pricin\u0103 de cet\u0103\u021beni care m\u0103 asaltau cu \u00eentreb\u0103ri \u0219i idei.
\nCoane, uite ce-\u021bi propun eu, las\u0103 politica la o parte, nu conteaz\u0103 dac\u0103 e st\u00eenga sau dreapta, las-o pentru o vreme, c\u0103 \u0219i a\u0219a nu e nici o miz\u0103 acuma, \u0219i hai s\u0103 vedem cum te scot eu d\u00een anonimatul scriitoricesc al urbei. E p\u0103cat d\u0103 vea\u021ba mata literar\u0103, c\u0103 nu a mai produs nimic \u00een ultima vreme, \u0219i \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103 ai fost ocupat cu num\u0103ratul colacilor d\u0103 la unul \u0219i altul, c\u0103 deh, au fost s\u0103rb\u0103tori pascale. Au trecut, gata, hai s\u0103 ne apuc\u0103m d\u0103 treab\u0103 c\u0103 literatura este, dupe p\u0103rerea mea, cel mai important lucru \u00een vea\u021b\u0103, dup\u0103 construirea unei c\u0103\u0219i \u0219i plantarea unui pom. Dac\u0103 n-ai oper\u0103, tr\u0103ie\u0219ti degeaba, p\u0103rerea mea. F\u0103r\u0103 h\u00eec, c\u0103 s\u0103 sup\u0103r\u0103 nea Nicu V\u0103c\u0103roiu. Hai s\u0103 facem un potpuriu d\u00een cele mai alese c\u0103r\u021bi ale ve\u021bii matale \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eentocmim un compendiu gen VALOREA VE\u021aII MELE, scris\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103st\u0103lm\u0103cit\u0103 d\u0103 tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu. Eu fac prefa\u021ba, preludiul \u0219i postfa\u021ba, mata doar \u00eens\u0103ilezi, ca p\u00een\u0103 acuma, ne\u0219te idei cu care s\u0103-i d\u0103m p\u0103 spate p\u0103 severineni, c\u0103 nu e prima dat\u0103 c\u00eend faci asta. Chem\u0103m la lansare primarul, secundarul primarului, c\u0103 ail\u0103lalt nu prea cete\u0219te, \u00eenchiriem o mas\u0103 la tavern\u0103 \u0219i facem analiz\u0103 p\u0103 text. M\u0103 ocup eu d\u0103 cateringul mata, c\u0103 v\u0103d c\u0103 suferi la capitolul \u0103sta, \u0219i o s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 tr\u0103im bine p\u00een\u0103 la anul, la alegeri \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 un an dup-aia, c\u0103 mai s\u00eent iar alegeri \u0219i po\u021bi s\u0103 demonstrezi c\u0103 pitpalacul matale nu a intrat \u00een muceg\u0103iala cronic\u0103 d\u0103 care sufer\u0103 to\u021bi formatorii d\u0103 opinie sticlo\u0219i. Ce z\u00eeci, ai curaj s\u0103 te la\u0219i p\u0103 laba mea d\u0103 bab\u0103 pervers\u0103?
\nPervers\u0103 sau nepervers\u0103, cu lab\u0103 sau f\u0103r\u0103 lab\u0103, tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu are dreptate. 49 la sut\u0103, c\u0103 51 la sut\u0103 e comisionul meu, c\u0103 d-aia s-a umplut \u021bara d\u0103 verdea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i v\u0103 salut\u0103, \u0219ic, ca ginghis han,<\/p>\n
PINGUINU CU MUSTA\u021a\u0102<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Na, că trecu și Paștele, am avut noroc că nu m-a controlat nimeni la ouă, să vadă ce culoare am ales, mai ales că m-au sunat paișpe lideri politici locali să mă îmbrățișeze afectuos și cu cele mai calde urări dă bine, ce mai, a fost frumos. Aș fi ieșit la iarbă verde, la un […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3039,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[826],"tags":[1616,475,539],"class_list":["post-3369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-coltu-pinguinului-2","tag-bogdaprostu","tag-pinguinu-cu-mustata","tag-tanti-nuta-cucu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3369"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13097,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3369\/revisions\/13097"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}