{"id":3155,"date":"2017-12-30T15:38:20","date_gmt":"2017-12-30T15:38:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=3155"},"modified":"2017-12-30T15:39:17","modified_gmt":"2017-12-30T15:39:17","slug":"coltu-pinguinului-40","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=3155","title":{"rendered":"COL\u021aU’ PINGUINULUI …"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>M-am \u00eenchis \u00een cas\u0103, d\u0103 la o vreme, \u0219i-mi num\u0103r firele d\u0103 p\u0103r d\u0103 p\u0103 picioare, c\u0103 cic\u0103 e la mod\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tii num\u0103rul egzact, altfel nu vine mo\u0219 Niciolaie la tine. Mi s-a f\u0103cut un dor d\u0103 copil\u0103rie d\u0103 am luat c\u0103\u021baua-n cas\u0103 ca s\u0103 s\u00eemt\u0103 \u0219i ea c\u0103 are copil\u0103rie, s\u0103 nu z\u00eec\u0103, p\u0103 urm\u0103, \u0103ia d\u0103 la protec\u021bia animalelor c\u0103 o traumatizeze. Am impresia vag\u0103 c\u0103 m-a v\u0103zut coana Nu\u021ba Cucu, aceast\u0103 hoa\u0219c\u0103 care nu latr\u0103, da mu\u0219c\u0103. \u0218i c\u00eend spuina sta m\u0103 bazeze p\u0103 urm\u0103toarele: c\u00eend am d\u0103\u0219chis u\u0219a s\u0103 klas animalul s\u0103 se-nfrupte d\u00een vea\u021ba cotidian\u0103 a omului am observat c\u0103 \u0219i tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu a d\u0103\u0219chis u\u0219a. C\u00eend am dat s\u0103-nchid u\u0219a, a ap\u0103rut \u00een tocul u\u0219ii picioru lui Bogdaprostu, care avea \u00een m\u00een\u0103 un volum impresionant d\u0103 gros, cu titlul Cele pai\u0219pe ve\u021bi ale animalului d\u00een om, d\u0103 am crezut c\u0103 cadou mai nimerit dec\u00eet asta, acu d\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103tori, nu s\u0103 face. stai a\u0219a, coane, c\u0103 nu e pentru fa\u021ba matale cartea asta, am luat-o eu, a\u0219a, c\u0103 am g\u0103s\u00eet-o la un anticar vechi d-al meu, el o avea d\u00een tinere\u021bea lui revolu\u021bionar\u0103, c\u00eend s\u0103 b\u0103tea cu ga\u0219ca lui N\u0103stase, un simplu Adi al pesedeului care nu mai \u0219tie \u00eencotro s-o ia. Coane, drept s\u0103-\u021b spui, am citit d\u00een ea primele capitole \u0219i nu \u00een\u021beleg nimica nimicu\u021ba. Eu z\u00eec s-o chemi matale p\u0103 tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu, s\u0103 ne citeasc\u0103 ea la am\u00eendoi, cum ne citeau ai no\u0219tri, c\u00eend eram mici, pove\u0219ti d\u00een P\u0103durea Verde, c\u0103 televizor n-aveam. Scoate c\u0103\u021baua afar\u0103 c\u0103 poate trezim \u00een ea instincte omene\u0219ti \u0219i ne afurise\u0219te asta de nu ne vedem om cu animal. D\u00een ce am citit eu s\u0103 pare c\u0103 treaba e nasoal\u0103. Ne tragem d\u00een animale \u0219i p\u0103str\u0103m \u00een noi chestii specifice lor, karma, mantra, sudoku \u0219i inclusiv yoga. Numai c\u0103, la ele, la animale, chestia nu s\u0103 prea aplic\u0103, c\u0103 ele stau mai mult \u00een patru labe. Noi, oamenik, st\u0103m \u00een dou\u0103. Deocamdat\u0103. P\u00een\u0103 ne sun\u0103 st\u0103p\u00eenii, c\u0103 p\u0103 urm\u0103 s\u0103 schimb\u0103 treaba. Ne-ndoim vertebral verticalitatea \u0219i ascult\u0103m d\u0103 ei cum ascult\u0103 c\u0103\u021baua d\u0103 lan\u021b. Bine, chestia asta e valabil\u0103 la mata, eu s\u00eent liber cujet\u0103tor, am stat, o dat\u0103, d\u0103 vorb\u0103 \u0219i cu nea Iliescu Ion, pre\u0219edintele \u0103la care e ateu d\u00een cre\u0219tetul capului \u0219i p\u00een\u0103 la bocancii d\u0103 miner ai coanei lui. \u0218i m-am convins, s\u0103 \u0219tii. Treaba e oabl\u0103, dac\u0103 nu vine tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu s\u0103 ne introspecteze trecutul, adic\u0103 cam ce fel d\u0103 animal eram noi \u00een trecut, s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 nu \u0219tim ce ne a\u0219teapt\u0103-n viitor. Cheam-o acuma, p\u00een\u0103 nu vine nea Milogogu c-o sticl\u0103, c\u0103 iar ne lu\u0103 cu colindele, pl\u00eengem d\u0103 dorul lui mo\u0219u \u0103la care vine o dat\u0103 p\u0103 an \u0219i ne culc\u0103m ne\u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219i\u021bi \u00een sinele nostru alb g\u0103lbui, culoarea oului d\u0103 ra\u021b\u0103.
\nMaestre, nu am nici un chef s-o chem p\u0103 baborni\u021ba aia, mai bine o pun p\u0103 Culcu\u0219ica s\u0103 ne citeasc\u0103, cu glasul ei dulce-am\u0103rui, ca a lui Jacobs \u0103la d\u0103 a inventat cafeaua, \u0219i-\u021bi garantez io c\u0103 o s\u0103 ne s\u00eem\u021b\u00eem mult mai p\u0103trun\u0219i d\u0103 fiorul s\u0103rb\u0103torilor specifice anotimpului \u0103sta. \u0218i, ca s\u0103 fie mai frumos arealul, adic\u0103 s\u0103 st\u0103m \u00een lini\u0219te, departe d\u0103 lumini\u021bele primarului Mariusic\u0103, eu z\u00eec s\u0103 ne mut\u0103m p\u0103 insula \u0218imian, am un lot d\u0103 p\u0103m\u00eent acolo, luat ca barter \u00een schimbul unor c\u0103r\u021bi ale mele, c\u00eend \u00eenc\u0103 mai iera verde iarba p\u0103 acolo, net\u0103v\u0103lit\u0103 d\u0103 tot felul d\u0103 proscri\u0219i litera\u021bi ai vremurilor d\u0103mult apuse, adic\u0103 d\u0103 p\u0103 vremea lui Ghinescu, cel mai \u00een v\u00een\u0103 primar d\u0103 dinaintea lui Costel, care era s\u0103 m\u0103 calce cu Dacia lui p\u0103 patru+una ro\u021bi. Nu m\u0103 s\u00eemt bine cu culoarea lui Mariusic\u0103 d\u0103 la globule\u021be, poate are Costel alte variante, z\u0103u, c\u0103 mi-e s\u0103 nu-mi pice greu la t\u00eerti\u021b\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103torile astea d\u00een pricin\u0103 de culori. \u00cen semn d\u0103 protest fa\u021b\u0103 d\u0103 primarul ACTUAl am vops\u00eet \u0219i porcu, d\u0103 nu mai \u0219tie dac\u0103 s\u0103 gui\u021be, latre sau s\u0103 tac\u0103 d\u00een r\u00eet.
\nCe zici, lu\u0103m o barc\u0103 \u0219i mergem? St\u0103m cumin\u021bi la verdea\u021b\u0103, tu r\u00eeg\u00eei, Culcu\u0219ica cite\u0219te \u0219i eu… acela\u0219i,<\/p>\n

PINGUINU<\/strong>
\n CU MUSTA\u021a\u0102<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

M-am închis în casă, dă la o vreme, și-mi număr firele dă păr dă pă picioare, că cică e la modă să știi numărul egzact, altfel nu vine moș Niciolaie la tine. Mi s-a făcut un dor dă copilărie dă am luat cățaua-n casă ca să sîmtă și ea că are copilărie, să nu zîcă, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3039,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[826],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-coltu-pinguinului-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3155\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}