{"id":3038,"date":"2017-11-04T06:07:01","date_gmt":"2017-11-04T06:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=3038"},"modified":"2017-11-04T06:07:01","modified_gmt":"2017-11-04T06:07:01","slug":"coltu-pinguinului-38","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=3038","title":{"rendered":"COL\u021aU&#8217; PINGUINULUI &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?attachment_id=3039\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3039\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-3039 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/pinguin.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"339\" height=\"170\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/pinguin.png 569w, https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/pinguin-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/pinguin-250x125.png 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 339px) 100vw, 339px\" \/><\/a>Am avut pu\u021bintic\u0103 treab\u0103 cu unele mici corecturi ale operei mele vaste \u0219i acu, c\u0103 am revenit, am aflat c\u0103 m-a\u021bi c\u0103utat. Foarte mult\u0103 lume e \u00eengrijorat\u0103 d\u0103 starea mea d\u0103 fapt, nu a na\u021biei, cum tot spune P\u0103traru \u0103la \u0219i eu \u0219tiu c\u0103 n-are dreptate, P\u0103i eu am lucrat cu oameni stra\u0219nici d\u0103 la Bucale, care mi-au spus, p\u0103 \u0219leau, c\u0103 na\u021bia, d\u0103 fapt, nici n-are stare. Dar \u0103sta e un subiect pe care-l voi dezvolta ceva mai t\u00e2rziu, c\u0103 acu am alt\u0103 treab\u0103. Uite, d\u0103 exemplu, s\u0103 apropie iarna \u0219i nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 o s\u0103 ave\u021bi c\u0103ldur\u0103, c\u0103 mi se rupe-n doi\u0219pe, c\u0103 d-aia mi-a luat st\u0103p\u00eenu central\u0103, cum zicea un mujic alalt\u0103ieri, p\u0103 strada d\u0103 vis a vis d\u0103 a mea. O fi fost pus de nea Milogogu, c\u0103 \u0103sta, mai nou, umbl\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 pun\u0103 r\u0103u d\u00een punct d\u0103 vedere al imaginii create. Studiam, z\u00eelele trecute, u anun\u021b care anun\u021ba popula\u021bie c\u0103 nema c\u0103ldur\u0103, c\u0103 nu-\u0219i pl\u0103te\u0219te oamenii datoriile, c\u0103 nu s\u0103 mai egzist\u0103 p\u0103curin\u0103, c\u0103 iar s-a sup\u0103rat nea Virgilic\u0103 p\u0103 ora\u0219, p\u0103 pesedeu \u0219i, nu \u00een ultim\u0103 instan\u021b\u0103, p\u0103 vicele C\u00eerjan. Acuma, cu datoriile, asta e. Toat\u0103 lumea are, inclusiv eu personal, p\u0103 persoan\u0103 fizic\u0103 (da \u0103lae nu s\u0103 pun, c\u0103-s jmecker), iar p\u0103 persoan\u0103 juridic\u0103 nu mai e treaba mea, e a fraierilor care m-au angajat CEO, MEO \u0219i&#8230; ADIEO! Nu \u0219tiu ce tot au pesedeii \u0103\u0219tia de-l \u00eent\u0103r\u00eet\u0103 p\u0103 Virgilic\u0103, eu l-am sunat mai z\u00eelele trecute \u0219i mi-a z\u00ees trist, ca o frunz\u0103 de-a lui Bacovia:<br \/>\nCoane, unde s\u00eent vremurile \u0103lea c\u00eend treceam prin iarn\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 grija Guvernului care nu are nicio grij\u0103?<br \/>\nAm vrut s\u0103-l deturnez d\u0103 p\u0103 problema situa\u021biei \u0219i s\u0103-l \u00eentreb d\u0103 unde \u0219i p\u00een\u0103 unde m\u0103 tot COANE\u0218TE el, c\u0103 nu-i musiu cu mine \u0219i nici n-am carnet d\u0103 partid. Numai c\u0103, d\u0103 afar\u0103, d\u00een strad\u0103, s-a auzit vocea lui tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu, care \u021b\u00eenea \u00een m\u00een\u0103 o pancart\u0103 \u0219i \u0219edea cu fundul p\u0103 mu\u0219tiucu unei portavoci, iar Bogdaprostu, nea Milogogu \u0219i Culcu\u0219ica mea fredonau d\u0103 zor:<br \/>\nE cea\u0163\u0103-n Belina \u015fi Daddy<br \/>\np\u00eende\u015fte<br \/>\nUn strop de lumin\u0103, adus de Seevil,<br \/>\n\u00cemi pare c\u0103 \u0163ara \u00eencet se treze\u015fte<br \/>\nE doar un scenariu, cu<br \/>\nKlaus cel subtil.<br \/>\nF\u0103, Doina, se-aude din<br \/>\nbarca minune,<br \/>\nCondus\u0103, la schem\u0103, de-un<br \/>\nbrav matelot<br \/>\nArunc\u0103 momeala, dar s\u0103 nu<br \/>\nfaci spume<br \/>\nC\u0103 Daddy e aprig \u0219i tare-n<br \/>\nminciog.<br \/>\nAm recunoscut imediat strofele d\u00een poezia PLUMB, d\u0103 Tanti Rovana, \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00eendeam cine i-o fi pus p\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia s\u0103-mi c\u00eente la fereastr\u0103 astfel d\u0103 capcane. Eu, liberal d\u0103 soi care s\u00eent, recunosc c\u0103 am achiesat la asta \u0219i chiar am preg\u0103tit o melodie pentru \u0219lag\u0103rul \u0103sta, dar am primit un sms p\u0103 telefonul personal: COANE. NU COBOR\u00ce \u00ceN STRAD\u0102. REZIST\u0102 LA BALCON. NU CEDA ISPITEI. NU TE \u00ceNSCRIE \u00ceN NOUL PARTID POLITIC CARE-\u021aI URL\u0102 LA POART\u0102. AL T\u0102U \u0218I AL TUTUROR ADI\u021a\u0102.<br \/>\nProblema este c\u0103 cunosc mul\u021b\u0103 d\u0103 Adi\u021b\u0103 \u0219i la cap\u0103tul cel\u0103lalt al semeseului nu era nici un num\u0103r de telefon, semn c\u0103 serviciile \u00eenc\u0103 s\u00eent active. Am strigat la Culcu\u0219ica s\u0103 intre imediat \u00een cas\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-l las\u0103 d\u0103 br\u0103cinari p\u0103 Bogdaprostu, c\u0103ruia-i c\u0103zuser\u0103 izmenele d\u0103 emo\u021bii, \u0219i am decis s\u0103 trec la aplicarea planului C, c\u0103 B nu mai \u0219tiu cu ce era, privitor la o nou\u0103 forma\u021biune politic\u0103 ce o s\u0103 apar\u0103. Lucrez la noul meu look, a\u0219a c\u0103 o s\u0103 vede\u021bi un alt personaj p\u0103 verdea\u021b\u0103, al vostru<br \/>\nPINGUINU CU MUSTA\u021a\u0102<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am avut pu&#539;intic&#259; treab&#259; cu unele mici corecturi ale operei mele vaste &#537;i acu, c&#259; am revenit, am aflat c&#259; m-a&#539;i c&#259;utat. 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