Tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu \u00eemi d\u0103du, dis d\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103, de\u0219teptarea, c\u0103 cic\u0103 a visat ea nasol az noapte, se f\u0103cea c\u0103 eram vedet\u0103 local\u0103 \u0219i nu mai b\u0103gam lumea-n sam\u0103, \u0219i ca urmare a acestui fapt imprevizibil d\u00een partea mea strada a hot\u0103r\u00eet s\u0103 m\u0103 prezint \u0219i s\u0103 dau socoteal\u0103. A ticluit ea un tabel d\u0103 prezen\u021b\u0103, cu nume, prenume, cenepe \u0219i ofulm propriu personalizat al fiec\u0103ruia, \u0219i la 4,30 az diminea\u021b\u0103 m\u0103 strig\u0103 s\u0103 ies la geam, s\u0103 nu carecumva s\u0103 m\u0103 ascund d\u0103 responsabilitatea ideilor ei c\u0103 nu scap. Am cobor\u00eet d\u00een mansard\u0103 \u00een budig\u0103i, c\u0103 a venit c\u0103ldura \u0219i transpir\u0103 inspira\u021bia p\u0103 mine d\u0103 am udat partul, pijamalele \u0219i pardoseaua, \u0219i am ie\u0219it la poart\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103d ce cuprinde tabelul \u0219i oful.
\nStai a\u0219a, coane, c\u0103 nu e completat, doar \u021bi-am adus la cuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 nu crezi p\u0103 urm\u0103, c\u0103 conspir\u0103m f\u0103r\u0103 \u0219tiin\u021ba matale. Amicul Bogdaprostu chiar ne-a atras aten\u021bia s\u0103 fim cu b\u0103gare d\u0103 sam\u0103, c\u0103 te superi, puf\u0103i ca moc\u0103nea\u021ba \u0219i iar \u021b\u00ee s\u0103 umfl\u0103 musta\u021ba, \u0219i chiar e posibil s\u0103 dai \u00een empatie nevricoas\u0103 tratabil\u0103, din fericire. Uite cum st\u0103 treaba, eu \u00een\u021b\u0103leg c\u0103 mata te ba\u021bi pentru reiting cu ce a mai r\u0103mas \u00een ora\u0219ul \u0103sta, p\u0103 plan literar-artistic \u0219i sticlos, da ai uitat, pesemne, d\u0103 dolean\u021bele noastre, ale celor care domiciliem p\u0103 strada asta. Ai uitat c\u0103 vrem s\u0103 fie cu sens unic de la coad\u0103 la cap, c\u0103 canalizarea nu e p\u0103 partea st\u00e2ng\u0103, ci p\u0103 dreapta, p\u0103 partea mata, c\u0103 c\u0103ldura, la iarn\u0103, vine p\u0103 centrul asfaltului, c\u0103 primarul \u0103sta nu te-ascult\u0103, c\u0103 prefectul te-ascult\u0103 \u0219i te ia la mi\u0219to, ce mai, ne confrunt\u0103m cu probleme inadmisibil d\u0103 grave, cam ca la Or\u0219ovba, a\u0219a, c\u00eend st\u0103teai mata \u0219i a\u0219teptai s\u0103-\u021bi vin\u0103 pe\u0219tele la botul calului, c\u0103 sufereai d\u0103 griji, n\u0103cazuri \u0219i empatie d-aia. Dac\u0103 este Culcu\u0219ica acas\u0103, s\u0103 vin\u0103 s\u0103 semneze aici c\u0103 \u00een subsidiar am discutat \u0219i cu ea \u0219i e d\u0103 acord s\u0103 mai schimb\u0103m ceva \u0219i p\u0103 strada noastr\u0103. Nu te mai s\u00eem\u021b\u00eem a\u0219a, aproape d\u0103 noi, te-ai dep\u0103rtat, iar serile literar artistice au devenit, brusc, d\u0103 neimaginat f\u0103r\u0103 prezen\u021ba, versul, proza \u0219i hacki\u021bele mata. Parc\u0103 prea dai idei la unii s\u0103 se dezvolte \u0219i mata stai p\u0103 loc, te irose\u0219ti ca apa care curge-n apometru \u0219i n-o taxeaz\u0103 nimeni, nu alta!
\nEra s\u0103-mi dea lacrimile \u0219uroaie dup\u0103 \u0219uvoaie dup\u0103 o a\u0219a analiz\u0103 elaborat\u0103 produs\u0103 d\u0103 tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu \u0219i chiar \u00eemi sc\u0103pase o lacrim\u0103 p\u0103 picior, prilej pentru \u021aa\u021ba, c\u0103\u021baua mea, s\u0103 o ling\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 ofteze-n sinea ei c\u0103 s\u0103rat\u0103 mai e vea\u021ba oamenilor, nu ca la ei…
\nTanti Nu\u021ba, promit, cu m\u00eena st\u00eeng\u0103 p\u0103 ideologia mea d\u0103 dreapta c\u0103 o s\u0103 fac tot posibilul s\u0103 m\u0103-ntorc cu fa\u021ba spre oamenii care m\u0103 mai suport\u0103 p\u0103 strada mea, imediat ce termin proiectul la care lucrez acu\u0219ica. E vorba d\u0103 COABITAREA PINGUINILOR – cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 musta\u021b\u0103 – \u00ceN AREALUL LOCAL PI\u021aIPONCIST AL PROIECTELOR ZBUR\u0102TOARE, p\u0103 m\u0103sura 113, c\u0103 \u0103sta-i num\u0103rul meu d\u0103 la cas\u0103. Trebuie s\u0103 ie\u0219im d\u00een letargia care ne-a cuprins proprient\u0103\u021bile \u0219i s\u0103 vedem ce s\u0103 ascunde dincolo de materialismul infinit al zilei d\u0103 azi. C\u0103 m\u00eeine-i vineri.
\nEu am venit doar s\u0103\u021b atrag aten\u021bia, coane, d\u0103 restul sper s\u0103 se ocupe Culcu\u0219ica, \u0219i dac\u0103 ne reu\u0219e\u0219te demersul nostru, eu, una, c\u00eet s\u00eent d\u0103 hoa\u0219c\u0103 \u0219i chitr\u0103, m\u0103 duc \u0219i-\u021b iau un tort, 16 p\u0103 9, full HD, p\u0103 care o s\u0103 fie scris, frumos, color: TR\u0102IASC\u0102 CLASA NOASTR\u0102 MUNCITOARE LITERAR ARTISTIC\u0102 CARE TRUDE\u0218TE DIS D\u0102 DIMINEA\u021a\u0102 \u0218I D\u00ceN CARE FACE PARTE \u0218I PINGUINU CU MUSTA\u021a\u0102 CARE E ACI D\u0102 FA\u021a\u0102…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Tanti Nuța Cucu îmi dădu, dis dă dimineață, deșteptarea, că cică a visat ea nasol az noapte, se făcea că eram vedetă locală și nu mai băgam lumea-n samă, și ca urmare a acestui fapt imprevizibil dîn partea mea strada a hotărît să mă prezint și să dau socoteală. A ticluit ea un tabel dă […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[826],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-coltu-pinguinului-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2874"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2874\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}