{"id":2764,"date":"2017-02-12T12:28:15","date_gmt":"2017-02-12T12:28:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=2764"},"modified":"2017-02-12T12:28:15","modified_gmt":"2017-02-12T12:28:15","slug":"pinguinu-cu-mustata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=2764","title":{"rendered":"PINGUINU CU MUSTA\u021a\u0102"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?attachment_id=2765\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2765\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-2765 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/foto1-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>Mi s-a luat d\u0103 albea\u021ba asta d\u0103 afar\u0103 c\u00eend ies p\u0103 balconul propriu al p\u0103rin\u021bilor \u0219i m\u0103 uit \u00een zarea cea neagr\u0103 la viitorul care nu-i al meu, \u0219i nici al copiilor mei, c\u0103 s-au dus d\u0103 aici. Bravo lor! Am re\u00eenceput s\u0103 cuget ad\u00eenc, mai profund dec\u00eet sloiurile d\u0103 ghea\u021b\u0103 d\u0103 p\u0103 Dun\u0103re, aceast\u0103 imens\u0103 risip\u0103 d\u0103 ap\u0103 care este vecin\u0103 cu noi. Tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu nu se mai aude, nu se mai vede, \u0219i nu din pricina n\u0103me\u021bilor, ci pentru c\u0103 i-am dat s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 oprele mele incomplete, c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 mai lucrez la alea complete. Sper c\u0103 nu le-a b\u0103gat pe foc, netrebnica, c\u0103 se pricepe al dracului d\u0103 bine la manipul\u0103ri d-astea incendiare. Culcu\u0219ica este tot bine, chiar dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi ce mai face \u0219i lucreaz\u0103 la un proiect cu care, zicea ea, o s\u0103 m\u0103 dea pe spate de-o s\u0103-mi creasc\u0103 reitingu mai mult culcat dec\u00eet sculat. A\u0219tept cu ner\u0103bdare s\u0103 v\u0103d despre ce e vorba pentru c\u0103 fomeile, \u00een general, m-au surprins \u00een cele mai pl\u0103cute moduri. At\u00eet d\u0103 pl\u0103cute c\u0103 am \u0219i divor\u021bat d\u0103 dou\u0103 ori de dou\u0103 dintre ele.<br id=\"m_-4738804423698850876yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1486298333231_8093\" \/>\u00cen fine, de la o vreme se tot \u00eenv\u00eerte p\u0103 la poarta mea nea Gigi R\u00eem\u0103, un amic mai vechi, pasionat d\u0103 astrele \u0219i carele astrale, d\u0103 arbori genealogici \u0219i al\u021bi copaci futuri\u0219ti. Eu pricep c\u0103 a \u00eenceput un nou an \u0219i trebuie s\u0103-\u021bi re\u00eemprosp\u0103tezi memoria cu al\u0219i amici, nu numai s\u0103 faci cur\u0103\u021benie \u00een lista d\u0103 p\u0103 feisbuc, da Gigi R\u00eem\u0103 a avut ni\u0219te p\u0103cate \u00een trecut \u0219i, cum nu s\u00eent pop\u0103, de\u0219i a\u0219 fi vrut \u0219i mi-a zis \u0219i Culcu\u0219ica c\u0103-mi st\u0103tea bine la cum ar\u0103t acuma, am zis s\u0103 le iert \u0219i s\u0103 merg mai departe. Eu, nu R\u00eem\u0103. \u0218i am mers. \u0218i Gigi R\u00eem\u0103 dup\u0103 mine, evident, c\u0103 are-un miros fin c\u00eend e s\u0103 fie pentru el, \u00een rest, pute.<br id=\"m_-4738804423698850876yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1486298333231_8094\" \/>L-am invitat o dat\u0103-n mansarda mea creatoare, acu fro \u0219a\u0219\u0103 ani, \u0219i nu mai era s\u0103-l scot, c\u0103 se b\u0103gase-ntre c\u0103r\u021bile mele \u0219i-ncepuse s\u0103 scrie cu pixu p\u0103 ele considera\u021bii critice proprii, d\u0103 parc\u0103 era autor, nu cititor. L-am temperat p\u0103 mujic, i-am luat pixu \u0219i l-am trimis p\u0103 scaunul d\u00een fa\u021ba mea, s\u0103 stea cuminte \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be d\u0103 la mandea cum s\u0103 procedeaz\u0103, func\u021bie d\u0103 situa\u021bie. Nu \u0219tiu c\u00eet o fi priceput, cert este c\u0103 l-am pus p\u0103 scaun \u0219i l-am g\u0103sit \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, citind data d\u0103 expirare d\u0103 p\u0103 salamul casei,cu o juma d\u0103 p\u00eeine-n m\u00een\u0103 \u0219i cu oichii lucind ca farul d\u00een Alexandria lui Teleormanu lui Dragnea, o lucire de-aia abscons\u0103, d\u0103 parc\u0103 nu mai v\u0103zuse omu-n via\u021ba lui frigider plin. Am trecut peste aceste mici accidente casnice \u0219i am decis, c\u0103 tot e an nou, s\u0103-l chem \u00een cas\u0103, da prin spate, c\u0103 \u0103sta e-n stare s\u0103-mi c\u0103l\u0103reasc\u0103 bradu, ca s\u0103 mai st\u0103m la palavre ca-n vremurile c\u00eend nu avea nici el salam \u0219i nici eu frigider. A r\u0103mas acela\u0219i, cu bazaconiile lui, care merit\u0103 transpuse-ntr-o carte la care lucrez acuma \u0219i cu care sper s\u0103-l \u00eengrop p\u0103 C\u0103rt\u0103rescu, c\u0103 nu s\u0103 mai satur\u0103 d\u0103 premii. Coane, zice, fii anten\u0103 ce am aflat \u00een ultimele 48 d\u0103 ore de ninsoare continu\u0103 \u0219i foame a\u0219i\u0219derea. Cic\u0103 umbl\u0103 unii s\u0103 te racoleze, c\u0103 e\u0219ti bun dat dracului, ce mai, n-ai vrea s\u0103 fiu eu impresaru lu matale \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 ocup d\u0103 toate k\u0103k\u0103\u021bi\u0219urile care implic\u0103 asta? Nu fac hachi\u021be, z\u0103u, ca al\u021bii p\u0103 care-i ai mata la suflet de \u021bi-a ajuns sufletul negru ca vremurile, nu, eu \u00eemi v\u0103d d\u0103 treaba matale \u0219i s\u0103 vezi ce bine o s\u0103-mi mearg\u0103, pardon, o s\u0103 ne mearg\u0103 p\u0103 viitor. Ce zici, ne b\u0103g\u0103m? L-am trimis acas\u0103 cu un taxi cu tax\u0103 invers\u0103 \u0219i i-am spus c\u0103 este un moment bun s\u0103-mi revizuiesc atitudinea, a\u0219ezarea frigiderului \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103tie \u0219i s\u0103-mi schimb marca d\u0103 salam. <br id=\"m_-4738804423698850876yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1486298333231_8095\" \/>Nu m\u0103 suna matale, las c\u0103-\u021bi dau eu un bip, sau dou\u0103, \u0219i ne vedem.<br id=\"m_-4738804423698850876yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1486298333231_8096\" \/>Dup\u0103 ce a plecat a ie\u0219it Culcu\u0219ica d\u00een biroul ei d\u0103 creatoare d\u0103 proiecte \u0219i a dat pe guri\u021b\u0103 o fraz\u0103 p\u0103 care o fac motto a existen\u021bei mele: Pisi, mangafaua asta te-ntrece&#8230;<br id=\"m_-4738804423698850876yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1486298333231_8097\" \/>Ceea ce nu-i posibil,c\u0103 n-am de g\u00eend s\u0103 alerg p\u0103 albea\u021ba asta. <br id=\"m_-4738804423698850876yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1486298333231_8098\" \/>P\u0103 barba mea d\u0103 must\u0103cios, \u0219tiu ce m\u0103 \u021bine-n via\u021b\u0103,<br id=\"m_-4738804423698850876yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1486298333231_8099\" \/><br id=\"m_-4738804423698850876yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1486298333231_8100\" \/>PINGUINU CU MUSTA\u021a\u0102<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mi s-a luat d&#259; albea&#539;a asta d&#259; afar&#259; c&icirc;nd ies p&#259; balconul propriu al p&#259;rin&#539;ilor &#537;i m&#259; uit &icirc;n zarea cea neagr&#259; la viitorul care nu-i al meu, &#537;i nici al copiilor mei, c&#259; s-au dus d&#259; aici. Bravo lor! Am re&icirc;nceput s&#259; cuget ad&icirc;nc, mai profund dec&icirc;t sloiurile d&#259; ghea&#539;&#259; d&#259; p&#259; Dun&#259;re, aceast&#259; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2765,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[826],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-coltu-pinguinului-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2764\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}