{"id":2761,"date":"2017-02-12T12:26:52","date_gmt":"2017-02-12T12:26:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=2761"},"modified":"2017-02-12T12:26:52","modified_gmt":"2017-02-12T12:26:52","slug":"coltu-pinguinului-34","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=2761","title":{"rendered":"COLTU PINGUINULUI"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?attachment_id=2762\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2762\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-2762 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/16142869_1481444395223005_2280027880341481304_n-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">O fotografie de ultim\u0103 or\u0103 l-a convins pe PINGUINU CU MUSTA\u021a\u0102 c\u0103 lumea politicircului e mare. Mai mare dec\u00eet opera lui, a\u0219a c\u0103 a decis s\u0103 scrie o SCRISOARE DESCHIS\u0102 primarului Stoica, d\u0103 la Or\u0219ova, c\u0103 nu s\u0103 mai poate a\u0219a: Primare, c\u0103 Marius nu pot s\u0103-\u021bi spun, c\u0103 cunosc la Mariu\u0219i \u0219i o s\u0103 se supere p\u0103 mine, am v\u0103zut o poz\u0103 cu tine p\u0103 feisbuc \u0219i eu nu cred c\u0103 e real\u0103. Am \u00eentrebat \u0219i la foto\u0219hop dac\u0103 s\u0103 poate a\u0219a ceva, a\u0219tept r\u0103spuns, c\u0103 au avut probleme cu z\u0103pezile \u0219i ei. Nu \u0219tiu ce consiler te-anv\u0103\u021bat s\u0103 faci a\u0219a pagube-n r\u00eendul votan\u021bilor care acu chiar te cred \u00een stare d\u0103 orice, da nu a procedat bine. Nu m-ai sunat \u00eenainte, c\u0103-\u021bi d\u0103deam eu consultan\u021b\u0103 electoral\u0103, cum am mai dat \u0219i la al\u021bii \u0219i-au dat \u00een gard cu ea. Uite, \u00ee\u021bi propun, p\u0103 viitor, s\u0103 faci poze cu: SABIA LASER a lui Darth Vader, cu Dun\u0103rea c\u00eend st\u0103 p\u0103 loc, cu ultima investi\u021bie d\u00een Or\u0219ova (da s\u0103 nu stai \u00een mijlocu pozei c\u0103 r\u00eede oamenii d\u0103 tine) \u0219i, nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd, ai curaj s\u0103 faci poz\u0103 cu v\u0103caru d\u0103 la Hinova? Nu la Hinova, la Or\u0219ova, p\u0103 orice cale ferat\u0103 vrei tu. Sau el, c\u0103 nu e mofturos. <br id=\"m_-7249674837220720814yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1486298333231_5707\" \/>Ia-m\u0103 consiler \u0219i o s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 nu trebuie s\u0103 mu\u021bi mun\u021bii d\u00een loc, dac\u0103 ai dinamit\u0103 neexpirat\u0103 s\u0103 rezolv\u0103 \u0219i a\u0219a. Nu te pup c\u0103 m\u0103 vede personajul d\u00een poza ta \u0219i o s\u0103 m\u0103 cheme s\u0103 m\u0103 pupe \u0219i el. Prin interpu\u0219i \u0219i, cum sunt eu fragil cu circumspectu mi-e c\u0103 iau pureci care s\u0103 bag\u0103 pe oriunde \u0219i-mi vine s\u0103 m\u0103 scarpin, \u0219i c\u00eend m\u0103 scarpin \u00eemi vin alte idei, m\u00eenca-te-ar tata d\u0103 curajos ce e\u0219ti! Las telefonu d\u0103\u0219chis, dai BIP c\u0103-l g\u0103sesc eu \u00een cutia vocal\u0103. Numai bine d\u0103 la mine,<br id=\"m_-7249674837220720814yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1486298333231_5708\" \/><br id=\"m_-7249674837220720814yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1486298333231_5709\" \/>PINGUINU CU SUSPINE, c\u0103 MUSTA\u021aA e mai alb\u0103 ca cea\u021ba&#8230;<\/div>\n<div class=\"yj6qo ajU\">\n<div id=\":mt\" class=\"ajR\" tabindex=\"0\" data-tooltip=\"Afi\u0219eaz\u0103 con\u021binutul trunchiat\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"ajT\" src=\"https:\/\/ssl.gstatic.com\/ui\/v1\/icons\/mail\/images\/cleardot.gif\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O fotografie de ultim&#259; or&#259; l-a convins pe PINGUINU CU MUSTA&#538;&#258; c&#259; lumea politicircului e mare. Mai mare dec&icirc;t opera lui, a&#537;a c&#259; a decis s&#259; scrie o SCRISOARE DESCHIS&#258; primarului Stoica, d&#259; la Or&#537;ova, c&#259; nu s&#259; mai poate a&#537;a: Primare, c&#259; Marius nu pot s&#259;-&#539;i spun, c&#259; cunosc la Mariu&#537;i &#537;i o s&#259; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2762,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[826],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-coltu-pinguinului-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2761"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2761\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}