{"id":2719,"date":"2016-12-20T19:55:49","date_gmt":"2016-12-20T19:55:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=2719"},"modified":"2017-01-15T07:40:45","modified_gmt":"2017-01-15T07:40:45","slug":"coltu-pinguinului-33","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=2719","title":{"rendered":"COLTU PINGUINULUI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/i234.photobucket.com\/albums\/ee301\/Aniforce\/prenten_bitmap_kleur0009.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"282\" \/>15 decembrie 2016<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Am obosit, mi-au albit barba, musta\u021ba, coloana vertebral\u0103, din profil s\u00eent tot mai str\u00eemb, m\u0103 bate g\u00eendul s\u0103 iau papuci de gum\u0103, o p\u00eeine \u0219i p\u0103 candidat \u00een bra\u021be \u0219i s\u0103 plec p\u0103 muntele Athos, s\u0103 m\u0103-ndrept de nesim\u021bire, c\u0103 tare m-au obosit alegerile astea \u0219i am ajuns, din om neom, surmenat ca porcu Ghi\u021b\u0103 care a-nceput s\u0103 viseze viitorul lucind p\u0103 la beregat\u0103. Gata, d\u0103 la anu m-apuc d\u0103 altceva, mai cu \u0219chepsis \u0219i mai p\u0103 amplitudinea mea d\u0103 om d\u0103 cultur\u0103. Sper c\u0103 nu se ocup\u0103 postul d\u0103 la Teatru, \u00een ciuda listei care circul\u0103 p\u00een ora\u0219 \u0219i care s\u0103 deschide cu Miorel Virea \u0219i s\u0103-nchide cu acela\u0219i V.V. Nu are rost s\u0103 detaliez aicea to\u021bi candida\u021bii, \u00eenc\u0103 lucrez la siviul meu, o adev\u0103rat\u0103 panoram\u0103 d\u0103 care ar fi m\u00eendri \u0219i \u0103ia d\u0103 la Na\u021bional Geografic, edi\u021bia-n limba chinez\u0103.<br \/>\nCoane, a c\u00e2ta campanie e asta \u00een care te-ai b\u0103gat \u0219i ai ie\u0219it mai maro ca candidatu? m\u0103-ntreba asear\u0103, la afi\u0219area rezultatelor, tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu, m\u00eendr\u0103 foc, ro\u0219ie-n obraji, flutur\u00eend basmaua p\u0103 la poarta mea, doar-doar oi pi\u0219a o lacrim\u0103 \u00eentru amintirea celor care au fost ai mei \u0219i nu mai s\u00eent.<br \/>\nCultura o s\u0103 fie a doua mea hobby, dup\u0103 Culcu\u0219ica. A fost o vreme c\u00eend era ea prima, da am prins-o cu poza lui Aladin \u00een s\u00een \u0219i c\u00eend am \u00eentrebat-o \u0219i-a dat oichii pest\u0103 cap, capu p\u0103 spate \u0219i, printre gene, mi-a declarat mai tandru dec\u00eet Voica d\u0103 la Tele2, c\u0103 ea nu d\u0103 socoteal\u0103 nim\u0103nui, \u0219i mai pu\u021bin mie, c\u0103 am manipulat-o groaznic \u00een aceast\u0103 campanie, de a uitat s\u0103 mai duc\u0103 \u0219tampila \u00eenapoi la sec\u021bie \u0219i are puseuri d\u0103 tensiune c\u00eend vede cifra 63, c\u0103 at\u00eet a luat Aladin al ei procente p\u0103 jude\u021b.<br \/>\nDac\u0103 nu divor\u021bezi tu, m\u0103 rem\u0103rit eu cu cine m-apreciaz\u0103, mi-a z\u00ees noaptea, c\u00eend am st\u00eens lumina, mai mult d\u0103 ciud\u0103, s\u0103 nu mai v\u0103d poza catindatului meu la capu patului. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103-i corect s\u0103 se rem\u0103rite \u00een condi\u021biile \u00een care nu vreau s\u0103 divor\u021bez, a\u0219a c\u0103 mai bine o \u00eemb\u00eerlig c\u0103 o s\u0103 m\u0103 ocup, \u00ceNAINTE, pre\u021b d\u0103 patru ani, cu promovarea ei p\u0103 toate re\u021belele existente, aero-spa\u021biale, subterane \u0219i locale numai s\u0103 candideze la alegeri \u0219i s\u0103<br \/>\nrenun\u021be la Aladin. Doamne, ocrote\u0219te-i pe rom\u00e2ni! D\u0103 mine, \u00een primul r\u00eend, c\u0103 mi se face grea\u021b\u0103 d\u0103 via\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nPINGUINU CU MUSTA\u021a\u0102<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>15 decembrie 2016 Am obosit, mi-au albit barba, musta&#539;a, coloana vertebral&#259;, din profil s&icirc;nt tot mai str&icirc;mb, m&#259; bate g&icirc;ndul s&#259; iau papuci de gum&#259;, o p&icirc;ine &#537;i p&#259; candidat &icirc;n bra&#539;e &#537;i s&#259; plec p&#259; muntele Athos, s&#259; m&#259;-ndrept de nesim&#539;ire, c&#259; tare m-au obosit alegerile astea &#537;i am ajuns, din om neom, surmenat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[826],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-coltu-pinguinului-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2719"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2719\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}