{"id":2167,"date":"2015-05-26T13:07:50","date_gmt":"2015-05-26T13:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=2167"},"modified":"2015-05-26T13:07:50","modified_gmt":"2015-05-26T13:07:50","slug":"primarele-da-la-balcon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=2167","title":{"rendered":"PriMARELE d\u0103 la BALCON"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/f.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-imagelightbox=\"0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2168\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/f-300x149.jpg\" alt=\"f\" width=\"300\" height=\"149\" \/><\/a>Ca s\u0103 vad\u0103 boborul c\u0103 Duicu degeaba a avut balcon, dac\u0103 n-a \u015ftiut s\u0103-l foloseasc\u0103, onor priMARELE nostru drag, gelos pe terasa lui Sibinescu, a g\u0103sit de cuviin\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 suie UNePeReul la cucurigu, d\u0103 unde s\u0103 vede euroii cum s\u0103-nverzesc \u00een platanii achizi\u0163iona\u0163i \u015fi uda\u0163i dis-d\u0103-diminea\u0163\u0103, ca s\u0103 nu intre-n c\u0103lduri pe urm\u0103, ca fecioarele-n p\u00e2rg. Prea miroase a \u201e\u015ftou obosit\u201c, ca s\u0103 cit\u0103m pe un coleg de breasl\u0103, tot circul \u0103sta cu viceprimarii, asfalt\u0103rile, pavoaz\u0103rile balcoanelor cu fel \u015fi fel d\u0103 partide, d\u0103 parc\u0103-n cearceafurile albe s-ar fi n\u0103scut fecioria priMARELUI. Parc\u0103 prea mult se d\u0103 importan\u0163a unui edil singuratic, pentru care \u015fi un drum la Brebina a devenit rutin\u0103.<br \/>\nVorbeau unii pe la col\u0163uri c\u0103 acela\u015fi priMARE care s-a suit \u00een balcon, s\u0103 ne supravegheze, probabil, ar fi intervenit la oare\u015ficine s\u0103 dea afar\u0103 un ziarist. Eu nu cred c\u0103 un om poate fi at\u00e2t de nemernic numai pentru faptul c\u0103 nu te-a lins cineva \u00een dos, cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 plat\u0103. Dac\u0103 asta e doctrina UNPRului coco\u0163at \u00een balcon, \u201ec\u00e2ntat\u0103\u201c de coco\u015felul gospodar, mai bine lips\u0103. Central, a mai \u201e\u00eenflorit\u201c un partid. Din balconul lui se vede balconul altui hulit al vremurilor actuale, Duicu. Prilej de nesiguran\u0163\u0103 \u015fi profund\u0103 impacientare pentru familia Olteanu, singura care este derutat\u0103, la momentul actual, la care balcon s\u0103 mai huiduie. La al unui arestat la domiciliu sau la al altuia, pentru care nici dubele DNA-ului nu se mai deranjeaz\u0103. E scump\u0103 benzina, nu de alta. PriMARELE are balcon. S\u0103 sper\u0103m c\u0103 nu se-apuc\u0103 s\u0103 dea din m\u00e2n\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\nSt.JUST<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ca s&#259; vad&#259; boborul c&#259; Duicu degeaba a avut balcon, dac&#259; n-a &#351;tiut s&#259;-l foloseasc&#259;, onor priMARELE nostru drag, gelos pe terasa lui Sibinescu, a g&#259;sit de cuviin&#355;&#259; s&#259; suie UNePeReul la cucurigu, d&#259; unde s&#259; vede euroii cum s&#259;-nverzesc &icirc;n platanii achizi&#355;iona&#355;i &#351;i uda&#355;i dis-d&#259;-diminea&#355;&#259;, ca s&#259; nu intre-n c&#259;lduri pe urm&#259;, ca fecioarele-n [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2168,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[292],"tags":[1485,77,278,1484,233,174],"class_list":["post-2167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-editorial","tag-brebina","tag-drobeta-turnu-severin","tag-duicu","tag-primarele-costel","tag-st-just","tag-unpr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2167\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2168"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}