{"id":1467,"date":"2014-03-04T18:33:41","date_gmt":"2014-03-04T18:33:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=1467"},"modified":"2014-03-04T18:33:41","modified_gmt":"2014-03-04T18:33:41","slug":"tara-oilor-fara-magari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=1467","title":{"rendered":"\u0162ara oilor f\u0103r\u0103 m\u0103gari"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 ciobanul Ghi\u0163\u0103, care l-a \u00eembrobodit pe Victora\u015f al lui Ponta s\u0103 fac\u0103 z\u00e2mbre &#8211; c\u0103 br\u00e2nza era la scurs &#8211; am\u00e2ndoi, c\u0103 d\u0103 bine la grupul de ciobani care dau cu b\u00e2ta-n democra\u0163ie, a venit \u015fi r\u00e2ndul \u015fuvi\u0163ei blonde a lui B\u0103se, Nu\u0163i Udrea, s\u0103 caute un cioban. \u015ei s\u0103 se afi\u015feze cu el \u00eentru oftica general\u0103 a bietelor oi care mai au pu\u0163in \u015fi-\u015fi vopsesc podoaba na\u0163ional\u0103 \u00een galben m\u0103rzui, ca logoul Partidului Mi\u015fcarea Popular\u0103. Or fi ele, oile, un fel de chestiune popular\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eencepe transhuman\u0163a, dar cu tanti Nu\u0163i Udrea nu se pune nimeni. Are trecere \u015fi la ciobani, iar intelectualii rasa\u0163i ai acestei \u0163\u0103ri au \u00eenceput deja s\u0103-\u015fi v\u00e2nd\u0103 c\u0103r\u0163ile \u015fi s\u0103-\u015fi cumpere st\u00e2ni, ca s\u0103-i bage oamenii politici \u00een seam\u0103. Cel\u0103lalt cioban al na\u0163iei, Gigi Becali, ar putea s\u0103 fie arvunit de Dan Diaconescu, o oaie r\u0103t\u0103cit\u0103 \u00een c\u0103utarea frunzei Elodiei, prilej pentru votan\u0163ii alegerilor europarlamentare s\u0103 decid\u0103 al cui cioban e mai v\u00e2rtos, v\u00e2nos \u015fi virilos.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 au ajuns ciobanii imaginea public\u0103 promovat\u0103 de oameni politici precum Ponta, Udrea \u015fi al\u0163ii, apoi s-a dus dracu de tot st\u00e2na asta de \u0163ar\u0103 din care-a mai r\u0103mas o transhuman\u0163\u0103 popular\u0103 pentru care fotografii de la National Geographic ajung s\u0103 ne viziteze o dat\u0103 la patru ani!<\/p>\n<p>St. JUST<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dup&#259; ciobanul Ghi&#355;&#259;, care l-a &icirc;mbrobodit pe Victora&#351; al lui Ponta s&#259; fac&#259; z&acirc;mbre &ndash; c&#259; br&acirc;nza era la scurs &ndash; am&acirc;ndoi, c&#259; d&#259; bine la grupul de ciobani care dau cu b&acirc;ta-n democra&#355;ie, a venit &#351;i r&acirc;ndul &#351;uvi&#355;ei blonde a lui B&#259;se, Nu&#355;i Udrea, s&#259; caute un cioban. &#350;i s&#259; se afi&#351;eze cu el [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[292],"tags":[1048,1047,1050,1032,1046,1049],"class_list":["post-1467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-editorial","tag-ciobani","tag-elodia","tag-magari","tag-nuti-udrea","tag-pmp","tag-tara"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1467\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}