Gata, v-am spart!, cum ar zice b\u0103ie\u021bii d\u0103 la butoane, am revenit cambec \u00een e\u0219ichierul mass media, dup\u0103 lupte seculare cu Culcu\u0219ica mea, c\u0103 nu voia s\u0103 ias\u0103 d\u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, unde mi-am instalat studioul d\u0103 creator digital alc\u0103tuit d\u00een oglinda ei d\u0103 machiat, la care a renun\u021bat c\u0103 nu mai are rost s\u0103 dea banii d\u0103 poman\u0103 pe glet d\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103, d\u0103 zi \u0219i d\u0103 noapte, blatu d\u0103 buc\u0103t\u0103rie, c\u0103-s prea b\u0103tr\u00een s\u0103 mai cur\u0103\u021b ceapa d\u00een vechea pozi\u021bie, blat p\u0103 care am instalat un microfon (nu de \u0103la d\u0103 la servicii, c\u0103 am terminat cu treburile astea), un cablu pus la mi\u0219to s\u0103 z\u0103p\u0103cesc ceilal\u021bi creatori digitali, mi-am spoit musta\u021ba cu gel s\u0103 nu s\u0103 vad\u0103 contrejuru, am stins lumina \u0219i a pus dou\u0103 aplice p\u0103 peretele diametral opus, s\u0103 nu s\u0103 vad\u0103 ochii pl\u00een\u0219i c\u00eend pierd la p\u0103c\u0103nele \u0219i am dat drumu la treab\u0103. \u00cen primele emisiuni d\u0103 atitudine civic\u0103 am mai avut momente c\u00eend ap\u0103rea Culcu\u0219ica-n cadru, \u00een c\u0103utarea unui morcov mai ac\u0103t\u0103rii, care s\u0103 dea ciorbei suple\u021bea \u0219i vioiciunea g\u0103titului p\u0103 balcon, unde am imigrat-o, la ordinele lui tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu, aceast\u0103 pup\u0103z\u0103 a vie\u021bii noastre familiale de care nu mai sc\u0103p\u0103m cum nu scap\u0103 nici poietul na\u021bional d\u0103 viceversa, ca s\u0103 spunem p\u0103 \u0219leau, c\u0103 nu mai e voia acuma, d\u0103 c\u00eend cu gedepereu d\u0103 la UE. A fost mai greu la-nceput, c\u0103 creatoru digital nu e ca \u0103la care stai toat\u0103 z\u00eeua-n fa\u021ba unei foi d\u0103 h\u00eertie \u0219i te scremi s\u0103 dezba\u021bi subiectu z\u00eelei \u00een fel \u0219i fel d\u0103 adjective, complemente, fraze \u0219i alte enun\u021buri.<\/p>\n
Aici, p\u0103 sticl\u0103, e greu al dracu, trebuie s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u00eend clipe\u0219ti, c\u00eend str\u0103nu\u021bi, mai scap\u0103 c\u00eete-o puturoas\u0103 d\u0103 s\u0103-ng\u0103lbene\u0219te microfonu, c\u0103 e sensibil r\u0103u d\u0103 tot, plus c\u0103 trebe lini\u0219te absolut\u0103, nu ca la mine. Tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu \u00eemi zisese s\u0103 fac podcastu-n cimitir, c\u0103 acolo e cea mai lini\u0219tea deplin\u0103, nu sfor\u0103ie \u0219i nu s\u0103 p\u00eer\u021bote\u0219te nimeni emo\u021bional \u0219i sentimental, da parc\u0103 e prea macabr\u0103 ideea. \u00cen fine, cu toate piedicile puse la-nceput d\u0103 sonorizare, c\u0103 n-am avut \u00eemp\u0103m\u00eentare la mixer, am dat drumu la treab\u0103. Culcu\u0219ica a stat un pic p\u0103 margine \u0219i s\u0103 uita cum s\u0103 uit\u0103 Maricica, c\u0103\u021baua, care a-n\u021beles cel mai repede s\u0103 nu mai latre aiurea c\u0103-i bugetul slab, \u0219i c\u0103 tiktoku \u021b\u00eene loc d\u0103 foame, d\u0103 sete \u0219i d\u0103 alte candidaturi, dup\u0103 care s-a integrat \u00een peisaj \u0219i a-nceput s\u0103 aplaude taman la momentul \u00een care trebuia s\u0103 bag publicitate, da n-am b\u0103gat, c\u0103 n-am… Desf\u0103\u0219ur\u0103torul meu d\u0103 creator digital e preg\u0103tit \u00een fiecare diminea\u021b\u0103 d\u0103 tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu, care-i la curent cu toate b\u00eerfele d\u00een ora\u0219. D\u0103 pild\u0103, a \u0219tiut c\u0103 \u0103la micu s\u0103-ntoarce vice, c\u0103 muzeu \u021b\u00eene d\u0103 istorie \u0219i c\u0103 ciocan \u0103la, d\u0103 la Or\u0219ova, s\u0103 d\u0103 mare baros. Are ea ni\u0219te fidbecuri care-i fileaz\u0103 ca lampa d\u0103 la televizor, PL-ul, c\u0103 D-ul s-a mutat la alt partid \u0219i tocmai d-aia \u00eemi permit s\u0103 analizez, p\u0103 scurt, situa\u021bia actual\u0103.<\/p>\n
Deci, \u00eencepem cu \u0103la micu. R\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 obectu muncii d\u00een pricin\u0103 d\u0103 na\u0219, care-a zburat europarlamentar, nevralgia asta s-a g\u00eendit s\u0103 pun\u0103 la-ncercare ficatu \u00cent\u00eeiului B\u0103rbat al Muncipiului, \u0219tiind fiind faptul c\u0103 v\u00eentul la pupa e ca pupatul la prova. Adic\u0103 tot d\u00een fa\u021b\u0103. Ciuc\u0103 jocurile ar fi fost f\u0103cute d\u0103 un cap strategic, d-aia IBM-ul nostru (adic\u0103 \u00cent\u00eeiul B\u0103rbat al Muncipiului) a cam trata cu pauz\u0103 \u0219edin\u021ba d\u0103 alegere a lu \u0103la micu pe func\u021bia aia mare. \u0218i bine pl\u0103tit\u0103. C\u0103 o ascu\u021bi creioane, c\u0103 o scoate limba la cet\u0103\u021beni la geam, c\u0103 s\u0103 face c\u0103 munce\u0219te, ce mai conteaz\u0103? Are el servici d\u0103 la 8 la patru? Are! Are ma\u0219in\u0103, secretar\u0103, consilier \u0219i alte avantaje? N-are, da nici mult nu mai e, c\u0103 de c\u00eend cu electrificarea ma\u0219inilor prin institu\u021bii te-ntrebi cine-i mai jmeker: propritaru sau \u0219teckeru? Eu n-am crezut c\u0103 \u0103la micu o s\u0103 ia majoritatea la mi\u0219to, c\u0103-i bun d\u0103 meli\u021b\u0103, la o adic\u0103, plus c\u0103-mi adusese tanti Nu\u021ba Cucu podcastu unuia care b\u0103lm\u0103jea de KO, da eu la televizor n-am v\u0103zut nici un meci d\u0103 box. D-aia v\u0103 spun eu s\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi dracu scrisu p\u0103 foi albe d\u0103 h\u00eertie \u0219i s\u0103 b\u0103ga\u021bi muianu-n microfon, c\u0103 nici nu \u0219ti\u021bi c\u00eete laicuri, \u0219eruri \u0219i fidbecuri primi\u021bi. \u201eCoane, eu z\u00eec s\u0103 te ab\u021bii, deocamdat\u0103, d\u0103 la comentarii r\u0103ut\u0103cioase la adresa lui \u0103la micu, \u0219i s\u0103 facem o strategie de invitare \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103ria matale, \u0219i, c\u00eet timp eu fac cafeaua p\u0103 balcon, matale, cu Culcu\u0219ica al\u0103turi, ca Cristotela aia d\u0103 la Bucale, s\u0103 preg\u0103ti\u021bi un fel de a n\u0219pea revenire la prim\u0103rie a C\u0103l\u0103torului, Indispensabilului, Respectabilului \u0219i Creatorului, CIRC p\u0103 scurt, s\u0103 nu obosasc\u0103 teleascult\u0103torii, \u0219i s\u0103 a\u0219tept\u0103m bugetu\u201d.<\/p>\n
Poate are dreptate hoa\u0219ca asta b\u0103tr\u00een\u0103, c\u0103 nu degeaba s\u0103 scoal\u0103 la 5 diminea\u021ba \u0219i-mi trimite voci d\u00een \u00eenregistr\u0103rile partidelor p\u0103 ascuns, p\u0103 ceatu d\u0103 la feisbuc, c\u0103 i s-a stricat alarma la mobil. Eu zic s\u0103 sta\u021bi p\u0103 lungimea d\u0103 und\u0103 a podcastului meu s\u0103 vede\u021bi, s\u0103 auzi\u021bi \u0219i s\u0103 distribui\u021bi ce n-a dat pesedeu, nici la kil \u0219i nici la litr\u0103.<\/p>\n
Al dumneavoastr\u0103 n\u0103t\u0103flea\u021b\u0103, PINGUINU CU MUSTA\u021a\u0102!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Gata, v-am spart!, cum ar zice băieții dă la butoane, am revenit cambec în eșichierul mass media, după lupte seculare cu Culcușica mea, că nu voia să iasă dîn bucătărie, unde mi-am instalat studioul dă creator digital alcătuit dîn oglinda ei dă machiat, la care a renunțat că nu mai are rost să dea banii […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11683,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[826],"tags":[476,993,475,539],"class_list":["post-11682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-coltu-pinguinului-2","tag-coltu-pinguinului","tag-culcusica","tag-pinguinu-cu-mustata","tag-tanti-nuta-cucu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11682"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11719,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11682\/revisions\/11719"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11683"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}