{"id":1095,"date":"2013-03-24T14:46:03","date_gmt":"2013-03-24T14:46:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=1095"},"modified":"2013-03-24T14:46:03","modified_gmt":"2013-03-24T14:46:03","slug":"coltu-doamnei-pinguina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=1095","title":{"rendered":"COL\u0162U DOAMNEI PINGUINA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Obosit\u0103 de via\u0163\u0103 ca un pinguin cu musta\u0163\u0103, la cererea unui fidel (f\u0103r\u0103 castro), dar cu barb\u0103 \u015fi musta\u0163\u0103, cititor al ziarului nostru inaugur\u0103m, cu aceast\u0103 ocazie, \u015fi Col\u0163u Doamnei Pinguina, sau Ping\u0103ina, c\u0103 tot cotcod\u0103ce\u015fte brambura pe holuri fel \u015fi fel de nevoi speciale sau formule de adresare gen \u201eDoamna, Doamna, ia uita\u0163i, iar scrie pinguinu de Duicu, Doamna, e bine, Doamna a\u015fa ceva? Am subliniat eu, Doamna, tot, nu v\u0103 mai obosi\u0163i ochii, v\u0103 \u015fi citesc, dac\u0103 vre\u0163i, Doamna&#8230;\u201c N-o s\u0103-i d\u0103m numele cititorului care ne-a sugerat asta, dar, dac\u0103 \u0163ine neap\u0103rat, o s\u0103-l semn\u0103m cu pseudonim, c\u0103 e la mod\u0103. Nu, Doamna?!&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Obosit&#259; de via&#355;&#259; ca un pinguin cu musta&#355;&#259;, la cererea unui fidel (f&#259;r&#259; castro), dar cu barb&#259; &#351;i musta&#355;&#259;, cititor al ziarului nostru inaugur&#259;m, cu aceast&#259; ocazie, &#351;i Col&#355;u Doamnei Pinguina, sau Ping&#259;ina, c&#259; tot cotcod&#259;ce&#351;te brambura pe holuri fel &#351;i fel de nevoi speciale sau formule de adresare gen &bdquo;Doamna, Doamna, ia uita&#355;i, iar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[770,278,771,769],"class_list":["post-1095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stiri","tag-doamna","tag-duicu","tag-pingaina","tag-pinguina"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1095"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}