{"id":10789,"date":"2024-09-20T10:42:37","date_gmt":"2024-09-20T07:42:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=10789"},"modified":"2024-09-17T10:48:14","modified_gmt":"2024-09-17T07:48:14","slug":"hartistii-orsovei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cronicadeseverin.ro\/?p=10789","title":{"rendered":"\u201eHarti\u0219tii\u201d Or\u0219ovei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>S-a umplut facebookul d\u0103 bun\u0103starea care miroase a lapte \u0219i miere la Or\u0219ova, colorat\u0103 gata, \u00een desene care de care mai futuriste, mai ceva ca mer\u021banurile fostului primar SMS. Gurile rele spun c\u0103, dup\u0103 ce au privit karaka\u021bombele astea, fostul primar SMS ar fi avut un vis, s-a trezit \u00een miez de noapte \u0219i s-a pus pe colorat plan\u0219e. Cum a v\u0103zut el Or\u0219ova, f\u0103r\u0103 oichelari d\u0103 soare, numai c\u0103 diminea\u021ba, c\u00e2nd s-a trezit, plan\u0219ele au fost \u201e\u0219parlite\u201d d\u0103 un binevoitor, puse-n plic \u0219i depuse la u\u0219a unui partid d\u0103 opozi\u021bie, care a \u00eenceput s\u0103 viseze mai ceva ca fostul SMS. Dar ziua&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>E frumos, domle, ce dracu, iarba e toat\u0103 verde \u00een viitorul muncipiu Or\u0219ova, insula e mai mult Monaco, nu s\u0103 vede crac d\u0103 cioar\u0103, numai umbrelu\u021be, soare, umbr\u0103, pontoane, b\u0103rci, nu bate pic d\u0103 v\u00e2nt, c\u00e2inii nu mai fug\u0103resc turi\u0219tii, turi\u0219tii nu mai dau cu pietre, California \u0219i magaziile d\u0103 lemne nu se vede, c\u0103 e prea mul\u021bi copaci&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>La desenat bazaconii suntem buni, nici dracu nu ne-ntrece, da s\u0103 pun\u0103 careva m\u00e2na pe coada d\u0103 t\u00e2rn\u0103cop nu se-ncumet\u0103, c\u0103 bate b\u0103t\u0103turi \u0219i nu d\u0103 bine la electorat. 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